Oklahoma Survivor Style

[Karried]

LOL, got this email today...

OKLAHOMA :

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Oklahoma is planning to do it's own, entitled:

"Survivor - Oklahoma Style".

The contestants will start in Tulsa , travel over to Tahlequah and on
to Muskogee and McAlester .

Then they will head to Durant on to
Lawton and Altus . From there they will proceed to Anadarko then up to Alva.

Then back down through Woodward, Enid and all the way down to Oklahoma
City thru El Reno and finally back up to Tulsa .

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Texas license
plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:

Bob Stoops is gay.

I'm a vegetarian.

Biscuits and gravy clog your arteries.

The Oklahoma Sooners suck.

Go Longhorns.

Beef Jerky is high in cholesterol.

Hillary in 2008.

Hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.

The first one that makes it back to Tulsa alive - Wins.

Good luck to all contestants!

[Oh GAWD the Smell!]

That's awesome.

Make everybody dress like Liberace and sport a "THE TROOPS SUCK" hat while you're at it.

[jbrown84]

Why does it start and end in Tulsa?

[kevinpate]

Because Survivor games are designed to begin and end in remote isolated areas?

[jbrown84]

Yeah. Some exotic place called Green Country. It's not in any state--it's just between worlds, and there are lots of trees and hills and art museums.

[Jack Wonder]

The contestants will start in Tulsa , travel over to Tahlequah and on
to Muskogee and McAlester . Then they will head to Durant on to
Lawton and Altus . From there they will proceed to Anadarko then up to Alva. Then back down through Woodward, Enid and all the way down to Oklahoma
...

Uh, two things: 1) Survivor isn't really popular anymore?? 2) This is almost exactly like 'The Amazing Race', not Survivor...

But still, it sounds fun enough.

Is the idea a "news9" gimmick for May Sweeps? B/C that's what I've come to expect from the Metro News Stations....

[Karried]

LOL, got this email today...

It was just a fun email I got... wanted to share the laugh.

[jbrown84]

It's a joke Jack, and the reason it's Survivor is because they have to supposedly survive despite all those things that would make the stereotypical Oklahoman hate them.

[AFCM]

Take the bumper stickers out of the equation, just have a show with people driving all over Oklahoma to see if the cars make it back in one piece. My guess is the Jeep or Hummer takes the checkered flag.