Women Over 40

[Karried]

This was from Andy Roony... very cute.. but I think it should say over 50... because as they say ( and who am I to dispute this?) that 50 is the new 40 ... can we say Botox baby? lol


As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:


A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

[redredwine]

LMAO at the sausage comment, HOW TRUE! I loved that Karrie thanks for sharing, and I really think that some of that starts in upper 30's, thankfully. The only sad part is the being unappreciated.

[redredwine]

OOPS and I forgot that part about knowing where you stand with her.........

[OKLApi]

Sausage, OMG, that is too funny.

[StephiOKC]

Well said....women should relish themselves for who they are....great WOMAN!
Yes ladies as we know they are many fools out there....hopefully one day a good man will come along for all of us! That way a little sausage can be enjoyed by all! hehe!!

[redredwine]

LMAO Steph! I have my sausage though...........polish! OMG did I just say that outloud......

[Leon]

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Did I read between the lines correctly?....for every hot woman over 40 there is also a 22 year old waitress who likes paunchy relics in yellow pants???

All things considered equal except the age....the 40 year old doesn't care what I think, does whatever she wants, and tells me I'm a jerk....Really now, who can fault the paunchy guy in the yellow pants?