Best Place for a Younger Man to Meet Older Women in OKC...

[Plutonic Panda]

That cracks me up.

I about died of laughter

[PennyQuilts]

I about died of laughter

Don't expect me to go hanging around the cemetary for ya.

[Urbanized]

PluPan, I say ditch the bar idea and just send PennyQuilts a PM. You're welcome.

[Plutonic Panda]

Don't expect me to go hanging around the cemetary for ya.

Well at least ljbab will be there to provide company until I can get there. Although a cemetery would be a strange location for date. Sure there are people who have done that though, the world is never in short supply of "interesting" people.

[Plutonic Panda]

PluPan, I say ditch the bar idea and just send PennyQuilts a PM. You're welcome.

lol thanx man

[PennyQuilts]

hahahaha!

[PennyQuilts]

PluPan, I say ditch the bar idea and just send PennyQuilts a PM. You're welcome.

I ain't no pedophile!

[Urbanized]

He's 20! Totally legal.

[PennyQuilts]

He's 20! Totally legal.

Still creepy. Young enough to be my grandson.

[Plutonic Panda]

He's 20! Totally legal.

Still creepy. Young enough to be my grandson.

lol

[ljbab728]

Well at least ljbab will be there to provide company until I can get there. Although a cemetery would be a strange location for date. Sure there are people who have done that though, the world is never in short supply of "interesting" people.

[Plutonic Panda]

I was thinking more of this



haha....but that one works to

[RadicalModerate]

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Luby's Cafeteria . . .
Even as old as I am, sometimes going in there makes me feel like a spring chicken.

[Urbanized]

Depends aisle at Wal-Mart?

[PennyQuilts]

All this cougar talk boosts my morale. Makes me want to bust out a move and sing out, "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!"

[RadicalModerate]

All this cougar talk boosts my morale. Makes me want to bust out a move and sing out, "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!"

Uh . . . I don't really keep up with all this new-fangled lingo of the kids nowadays, but I think it's "bust a move" . . .
(Unless, of course, "the move" in question has been incarcerated for being an affront to public morals.)
(but I ain't gonna bust a blood vessel giving it too much thought . . . =)

I hear tell that airplanes and airports are prime cougar stalking territory.
Some of them are passengers . . . others stewardesses . . .

[Urbanized]

Bingo parlor?

[RadicalModerate]

Indian Casinos?
(someone in here once avered that there was a plot to ship busloads of cougars to them.
on account of the bad payouts that they are too unfocused to recognize.)

[Urbanized]

Gotta stick to the slots areas though.

[RadicalModerate]

Gotta stick to the slots areas though.

Judge Judy, Kathy Lee/Reba/Rhona/Rhoda(whatever), and Wanda Sykes would all hold that remark in "contempt of 'court'".
(no matter how clever it was =)
Joan Rivers is apoplectic and calling her lawyer.
Paula Deen is nodding off.

[PennyQuilts]

Uh . . . I don't really keep up with all this new-fangled lingo of the kids nowadays, but I think it's "bust a move" . . .
(Unless, of course, "the move" in question has been incarcerated for being an affront to public morals.)
(but I ain't gonna bust a blood vessel giving it too much thought . . . =)

I hear tell that airplanes and airports are prime cougar stalking territory.
Some of them are passengers . . . others stewardesses . . .

You're right. I didn't consider that bust a move might be different than bust OUT a move. Disquieting thought, actually.

[PennyQuilts]

Indian Casinos?
(someone in here once avered that there was a plot to ship busloads of cougars to them.
on account of the bad payouts that they are too unfocused to recognize.)

Cheaper than assisted living.

[RadicalModerate]

PluPlan: Here's a tip: Whatever you do, don't use "A Penny For Your Thoughts as a Pickup Line. =)
(it might be misconstrued. possibly considered offensive. present company excluded. =)
(good one, Penny. ps: that is not "flirting". it is only verbal jousting.)

I am very happily married to a real life angel.
(like, 14 years, tomorrow).

[PennyQuilts]

RM, Congratulations, early, on your 14th anniversary! We hit number 14 on Independence Day. The whole country celebrates with us and we are always off work.

[Plutonic Panda]

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Luby's Cafeteria . . .
Even as old as I am, sometimes going in there makes me feel like a spring chicken.

Luby's!?!? Lololololololol!!!!! That's funny. Luby's Cafeteria...