Knife-Wielding Pa. Student Wounds at Least 22 in Stabbing Spree(NON-POLITICAL!)

[Plutonic Panda]

Suspect in School Stabbing Spree Is 'Confused, Scared and Depressed' - Yahoo

[Garin]

I hear butter knives are in short supply.

[RadicalModerate]

I hear butter knives are in short supply.

Oleo knives, however, have become, like, the Saturday Night Specials of culinary crime delight.
As a readily available alternative to the real thing.
I think The Feds need to address this issue immediately.

(sorry . . . been overdosing on reruns of "Inspector Morse" (both young and old)

[Plutonic Panda]

Oleo knives, however, have become, like, the Saturday Night Specials of culinary crime delight.
As a readily available alternative to the real thing.
I think The Feds need to address this issue immediately.

(sorry . . . been overdosing on reruns of "Inspector Morse" (both young and old)

Is that the same as Inspector Gadget?

[RadicalModerate]

Is that the same as Inspector Gadget?

Yes. Exactly the same. Except for the name, the location, the plot(s), the accents and the production values.
Other than that, one can't tell them apart. =)