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    She can't figure it out, but I'm sure this guy is going to be sleeping on the couch for a while once she realizes she "Internet famous" from this video.
    http://www.bing.com/videos/browse?mk...harepermalink:

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    Yea he's dead...

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    I saw that and about died laughing.... I'm sure he's going to be paying for that for a long time.

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    Wow... LOL ouch

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    Looks fade but intelligence (or lack thereof) is forever.

    I think only when men hit their 30's do they finally figure this out.

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    She's very pretty

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    Man, that was painful to sit through.

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    Never liked those word problems...this reminded me of one...

    Q. If a train leaves NYC at 5 pm traveling at 120 mph and a bus leaves Chicago at noon, a tree falls in the forest when they meet, but no one is there to hear it, what is the bus drivers middle name?

    A. Fred

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    Okay, now I am guilty of lording my superior knowledge of trivia over my wife. I'm just sort of rainman like that. That said, this fella is a douche. Sure his wife is ignorant as heck, but he married her. To post her ignorance on the internet is horrible.

    Here's to hoping she gets to have a Tosh.0 web redemption where she kicks her husband square in the nuts.

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    are you, sir, really confident . . . regarding your definition of douche?
    as applied to the video clip? . . . no matter . . . simply steer clear of adding "bag" =)

    What really amazes me about this whole flurry of . . . whatever . . . (can we say lighthearted, real life b....s.....? in here)
    Is that my sweet wife picked this up from her Facebook Empire when it only had 375 hits.
    Is this place just filled with Geezers or whut? =)

    (My wife thought it was one of the funniest things she had ever watched. I agreed. How could I not? =)

    BTW: isn't jerry springer more the nut-kickin' tv host? or is maury povich back?
    PS: nuts are not generally square. they are generally hexagonal.
    hexagonal has nothing to do with witchcraft.
    or law. or senses of humor.
    it is simple geometry.
    not involving
    algebra.

    isn't it? =)

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    Those crazy Mormons. I bet she is probably his child bride. I am certain her math skills improve when she files for divorce.

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    I read a article about this. Turns out they are college students at Utah State and she had been up all night studying for a test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidburgess View Post
    Wrong...the answer is NETFLIX. Everyone knows that. =)
    Haha, that does sound like a Netflix commercial. LOL

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    Tosh mentioned her on a teaser. So maybe...

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    its on right now!


    Quote Originally Posted by HewenttoJared View Post
    Tosh mentioned her on a teaser. So maybe...

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    All kidding aside, doesn't the actual answer to the question depend upon the point of view of the observer and how close to the speed of light he or she is or isn't traveling? And how come the guy with the dash cam doesn't get a ticket for failure to devote full time and attention to driving?

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    Comedy Central's tosh.0 interviewed the couple last night and asked them how things have been going since it happened:

    http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-...xrs=share_copy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadicalModerate View Post
    All kidding aside, doesn't the actual answer to the question depend upon the point of view of the observer and how close to the speed of light he or she is or isn't traveling? And how come the guy with the dash cam doesn't get a ticket for failure to devote full time and attention to driving?
    That state may not have such a law and if they do, am guessing a cop wasn't around to catch them (back to the "if a tree falls in a forest...")???

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