Yeah . . . Giada is OK . . . (except for her head is maybe half a size to big for her tiny frame and she persists in launching into that annoying semi-phony "italian" pronunciation thing on ingredients =) have you tried Lydia/Lydia's Italy? On CREATE? Far more "authenically" Italian. =) Yet . . . this is about BBQ. Local BBQ.
(Did you ever read Joe Bob Briggs' discussion on the difference between BBQ and Bar-B-Que? It is a classic. =)
(But I digress . . . He is a Texan.)
Excellent Method for the Chicken.
Key Point on Chicken: 160, internal.
Trust me on this. (you really don't want to personally experience salmonella sickness. trust me. for real.)
(and so that whatever it is that hits the plate in Inuit Villages in Alaska (e.g. Whales) and Former Viking Settlements in Iceland (e.g. "preserved" rotten shark meat) can be disqualified =)
While Chicken has legs unlike a fish or a "seafood" . . . somehow i have some difficulty associating it with BBQ... yet I once ordered the Chicken at Oklahoma Station and it was real good. So who am I to judge?
Maybe Authentic BBQ should only include land-dwelling mammals without feathers?
(cooked low and slow over tree by-products with a fire started with a broken piece of glass and the sun =)
(i sure hope some PETArianVegans are reading this. not out of meanness, just for fun . . .
"diner": "Oh! I just love this garnish for my lentils . . . Is it Wasabi?
"server": No, ma'am . . . We call it Soylent . . . Soylent green. Would you like some Liquid Smoke? Can I bring you another tortilla? or would you prefer some PITA bread? perhaps a bit of Worchestershire sauce? . . . perhaps with the organic virtual anchovies made from discarded allergy preventing peanuts?)
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