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So, a pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, hook-hand and a wooden leg. Bartender asks him what happened to his leg? Pirate says "Yar matey, 'twas a ferocious battle, and a cannonball blew me leg...

Since we're throwing out ideas, howzabout we simply relocate Bricktown to Edmond. It solves a number of problems including A. Too many empty parking lots in Edmond. B. Edmond visitors can't complain...

I'm marketing a new product called "Depressed Goth Lawn". It's pretty expensive, but it cuts itself!

Metro, in case you're not aware, many Edmondites view pedestrians as potential hood ornaments. Finding a place to park an Escalade is not as easy as it sounds, especially when the lone child in the...

Why thanks Cuatro! Very kind of you to say.

I guess I'm really fortunate to live within five miles of work, shopping, entertainment and some excellent restaurants. So, sold my car, bought a trailer for my bike and ride everywhere! I save car...

Congrats Kas! Jedi beat me to the punch on Murphys Laws of combat, so I'll give you the advice my dad gave me 25 years ago. "Never be the first in line, make damn sure you're not LAST in line, keep...

I had the opportunity to observe Dr Bellardo in a retail environment and he struck me as having a terminal case of "short-guy syndrome". Annoying little fella...
Hey, maybe he and Gary England share...

I've been a rabid fan since their HBO special. My oldest son saw them live at Bonaroo a few weeks ago and said they were even better live! Think about it, thinkthink about it...

FLIGHT OF THE...

The spousal approval method works at my house!

The simplest explanation I can think of is, you don't like the police based on a negative encounter. That's OK, but you are painting all law enforcement as evil, and that is not OK. I'm not a cop,...

So, Scooper...does your line of work involve daily interaction with violent criminals, drunks and the dangerously stupid? There is condition fairly common in police officers and combat veterans...

That's just cruel. Funny, but cruel.

Lee, I gotta sorta agree with jbrown here. I think we're talking apples and oranges. The partisan study bemoaning the state of our health care system has little to to with the sorry state of our...

I'm thorougly shocked! I had no idea religion was lost! Was it under the couch?

Try riding a bicycle to work every day! I'm tired of being squishy.

Dude, don't you read bumper stickers? "The bible said it, I believe it and that settles it!"

Why Midtowner...where's your blind faith in the magical properties of the book? I'll pray for your cynical little soul.

What did the Budhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Metro, any info on distance/pace?

KMF, I was poking fun at Pugs fascination with a certain dog species. Pugs, good point. If you want to see the epitome of goofy public art, take a gander at the frog statue outside the City First bld...

You know I love ya Pugs! All jokes aside, I really do like the buffalo, and it's hard for me to think of a more appropriate representation of the natural grandeur of our State. Scissortails are neat...

Hmmm...is it possible that your idea of beauty may be skewed?

How 'bout some garden gnomes?

OMG! Another buffalo hater! I bet you kick puppies too.:numchucks