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bandnerd
12-02-2006, 01:15 PM
Okay, you've probably seen it but I couldn't help it, I laugh every time.


Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.

Karried
12-02-2006, 01:28 PM
LOL - that was a crack up.. I've never seen that! I'll have to try it tonight ... not really, I can't drink tequila..it makes me loopy ...

bandnerd
12-02-2006, 01:32 PM
Well, it's one of those great recipes that you can substitute whatever you like in place of the tequila...I'd use wine, myself. Can't handle the hard liquor like I did in the good ol' days of college...yah. Just thinking about drinking straight tequila puts a bad taste in my mouth lol.

I think the cookie part of the recipe is pretty sound, though...maybe I could try just that part! lol

Jack Wonder
12-11-2006, 11:00 AM
Here's my favorite:

2 Parts M&M Chocolate Chip cookie
1 Part Giant scoop of COOKIE CREAM
1 Part Full Belly
=Great American Cookie Factory Double Doosey!