View Full Version : Excuse me, is your butt ringing?

09-08-2006, 05:41 AM
This is one of those stories that makes you spit your drink through your nose:

Cell phones found inside four prisoners

SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP ( — Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.

The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said…

“Each one had a cellular with a number of chips,” Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.

Unbelievable… I’ve heard of a lot of contraband making it into prisons, but cell phones??? YeeeeeeeeOUCH!

09-08-2006, 06:46 AM

My question is, did they give any thought to the saying, 'what goes in, must come out'?

Can't even think about that!

09-09-2006, 07:18 PM
I see this as having threat potential: "If you don't get off that damn phone right now I'm gonna shove it up ..."

Um, never mind.