View Full Version : BREAKING NEWS: Centuries of Science Disproven by Cleric



Tigerguy
02-17-2015, 01:41 PM
Ever wondered if the "earth moves through space" bit is a bunch of hooey? Or how airplanes are able to fly? A Saudi cleric has now revealed the greatest mysteries of the universe, and provided clear reasoning to back it up. Have a look...

Saudi cleric becomes online laughing stock after telling student the sun rotates around the Earth as otherwise planes would not be able to fly | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957414/Saudi-cleric-online-laughing-stock-telling-student-sun-rotates-Earth-planes-not-able-fly.html)

kelroy55
02-17-2015, 01:54 PM
Ever wondered if the "earth moves through space" bit is a bunch of hooey? Or how airplanes are able to fly? A Saudi cleric has now revealed the greatest mysteries of the universe, and provided clear reasoning to back it up. Have a look...

Saudi cleric becomes online laughing stock after telling student the sun rotates around the Earth as otherwise planes would not be able to fly | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957414/Saudi-cleric-online-laughing-stock-telling-student-sun-rotates-Earth-planes-not-able-fly.html)

Just goes to show ya don't have to have any brains to be a cleric or a politician.

Plutonic Panda
02-17-2015, 02:14 PM
We're not even going to talk about the clouds though. They do their own thing.

Plutonic Panda
02-17-2015, 02:18 PM
But hey, this guy is a little more sane than the homeless guy in downtown Edmond earlier this month who told me the earth is under control of octopuses because we are slaves to them for ink. Apparently all ink from pens comes from Octopuses.

Tigerguy
02-17-2015, 03:26 PM
But hey, this guy is a little more sane than the homeless guy in downtown Edmond earlier this month who told me the earth is under control of octopuses because we are slaves to them for ink. Apparently all ink from pens comes from Octopuses.

It checks out. All babies come from octopuss...never mind.

HangryHippo
02-17-2015, 04:35 PM
He should run for state office in Oklahoma. He certainly has the IQ for it.

kevinpate
02-17-2015, 05:24 PM
Plupan ...... sshhhhhhhhhh.

bchris02
02-18-2015, 07:46 AM
He should run for state office in Oklahoma. He certainly has the IQ for it.

This. It wouldn't be beyond reason to speculate that his "findings" may find their way into Oklahoma science textbooks within the next few years.