View Full Version : Woke Up Post-Circumcision With No *****



kelroy55
07-25-2014, 08:39 AM
An Alabama man who went in to a hospital for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his ***** had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday. Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his *****.

"My client is devastated," said Banks' attorney John Graves. Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said. A spokeswoman for the hospital's parent company said in a statement that Banks' allegations were without merit. "We intend to defend all counts aggressively," said Kate DeWitt Darden, spokeswoman for Baptist Health System. The lawsuit does not specify a monetary value of the damages. The hospital, the Simon-Williamson Clinic, Urology Centers of Alabama and two doctors are named as defendants in the lawsuit, according to Graves. Representatives for the Simon-Williamson Clinic and the Urology Centers of Alabama did not immediately respond to requests for comment.


http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-husband-woke-post-circumcision-no-*****-lawsuit-n164641


Ya know, if I woke up without my ***** I would remember when it happened.

edit.... I can't believe the word pe_nis has been censored out.

MadMonk
07-25-2014, 09:36 AM
Yeah, how do you forget that day?

Bunty
07-25-2014, 10:24 AM
He should have gotten a second opinion

trousers
07-25-2014, 10:31 AM
What makes you decide at age 56 that you need some trim work done?

Martin
07-25-2014, 10:35 AM
What makes you decide at age 56 that you need some trim work done?

i'm 99 years old and you want me to do WHAT? -M

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Dennis Heaton
07-25-2014, 10:53 AM
His first clue that something "could" go wrong was when his Surgeon, Lorena Bobbitt, explained the procedure to him beforehand.

rezman
07-25-2014, 11:09 AM
He should have obtained a sharpie marker and wrote upon himself ... "Do Not Cut Below The Dotted Line"

Or, maybe the nurse did and the doctor was just standing on the wrong side of the table.

kevinpate
07-25-2014, 11:12 AM
Perhaps he did, but failed to take into account just how chilly operating rooms can become.

HangryHippo
07-25-2014, 11:23 AM
Perhaps he shouldn't have treated it like a barbershop visit. "Just a little off the top, please."

rezman
07-25-2014, 11:43 AM
Did anyone check to see if his driver license was marked " Organ Donor"?

White Peacock
07-25-2014, 12:42 PM
He should have gotten a second opinion

"Huh, yes, I'll have to concur with the previous doctor; you have no dick."

Mel
07-25-2014, 12:46 PM
Johnny's angry quarter inch.

Martin
07-25-2014, 01:25 PM
"Huh, yes, I'll have to concur with the previous doctor; you have no dick."
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Mel
07-25-2014, 01:31 PM
Classic scene from a classic movie.

Mel
07-25-2014, 01:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrygAv93Ick

Dennis Heaton
07-25-2014, 02:31 PM
"Huh, yes, I'll have to concur with the previous doctor; you have no dick."

That sure answered the question I had on my mind about the censoring, but I was gonna write, "Richard."

Dennis Heaton
07-25-2014, 02:32 PM
Did anyone check to see if his driver license was marked " Organ Donor"?

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OKCDrummer77
07-25-2014, 02:33 PM
He should have used more foreskin ... er, foresight when planning this operation.

Sounds like he really got shafted by this doctor.

:sofa:

rezman
07-25-2014, 03:24 PM
Ok ok... On the serious side, you have to wonder how this can happen. Like me, I'm sure most men cross their legs and shift in their seat at the thought of loosing their manhood. When I would go get lumbar spinal injections on my back, they always marked the area for the proceedure on the correct side and double checked with me and then doctor would also double check. So how in the world can they mess this up?. I have read about, or seen several stories on TV of men going in for a certain proceedure and coming out pemanently disfigured in this manner, and psycologically ruined.

poe
07-25-2014, 08:56 PM
They do these things in Trinidad, Colorado, all the time and no one throws a fit about it.

CuatrodeMayo
07-25-2014, 08:58 PM
"Likes" all around

RadicalModerate
07-26-2014, 07:04 AM
Dude should have used a mohel instead of a hospital . . .
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Vat? You've never heard, "Hindsight is 20/20". . ?

rezman
07-26-2014, 07:07 AM
I think I saw that on 20/20...

kevinpate
07-26-2014, 07:16 AM
In retrospect, the patient was compelled to conclude reading the fine print in that 100% off Groupon would have been a good idea.

Jeepnokc
07-26-2014, 07:38 AM
In retrospect, the patient was compelled to conclude reading the fine print in that 100% off Groupon would have been a good idea.

Easy for all of us to joke about....none of us had skin in the game

Dennis Heaton
07-26-2014, 07:47 AM
Easy for all of us to joke about....none of us had skin in the game

8748

Urbanized
07-26-2014, 07:54 AM
Sounds like the poor guy got shafted.

Urbanized
07-26-2014, 07:55 AM
Seriously, he really got the short end of the stick on that one.

Urbanized
07-26-2014, 08:12 AM
At least nobody can accuse him of leaving small tips.

RadicalModerate
07-26-2014, 08:56 AM
I hear they have an opening in one of the urology surgery areas of Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama.
It pays $10.50 an hour plus tips.

RadicalModerate
07-26-2014, 09:06 AM
So a guy who is massively endowed goes to a plastic surgeon.

In a tiny, squeeky voice--sort of like Mike Tyson's--he explains to the surgeon that such a huge amount of blood is required to maintain the well-being of his "member" that it is starving his vocal cords and making his voice tiny and squeeky. He says he wants an operation to repair the problem.

The plasic surgeon does the operation and, after a short period of recovery the patient leaves.

Three weeks later, the patient returns.

In a normal voice, the patient says that he made a mistake, his life was not improved a bit by the procedure, in fact it is now unbearable, and he wants the operation reversed.

In a tiny, squeeky, voice the surgeon says, "Well . . . Let me look for it. I'm sure it's around here somewhere . . ."

turnpup
07-26-2014, 10:42 AM
Funny how I was compelled to read through the thread 'The Rise' right after viewing this thread...

RadicalModerate
07-26-2014, 10:51 AM
One thing about all this . . .
Nobody will ever say to the guy: "Well . . . It could'a been worse . . ."

I can almost see the billboards from here:
"It Takes Balls To Visit Princeton Baptist Hospital
(well . . . possibly vice-versa . . . but not exactly)"

rezman
07-26-2014, 12:53 PM
Johnny's angry quarter inch.

Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch"

Mel
07-26-2014, 01:12 PM
We need a rim shot emoticon for this thread. Some good one liners on here.

kelroy55
07-26-2014, 03:17 PM
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Mel
07-26-2014, 03:20 PM
Welcome to Instant Rimshot (http://instantrimshot.com/)