View Full Version : Why You Shouldn't Park in Front of a Fire Hydrant



Plutonic Panda
04-10-2014, 05:04 PM
Let the BMW bashing begin(like the benz more anyways ;))


Firefighters Smash BMW's Windows to Stretch Hose Toward 8-Alarm Blaze

Next time you think about parking in front of a fire hydrant, keep this BMW in mind.

The owner took a gamble, perhaps thinking, "What are the chances they'll actually need to use the hydrant, right?"

Well, Wednesday night, an eight-alarm fire broke out across the street from where the car was parked and the Boston Fire Department did not hesitate to bust through the car windows to weave their hoses from the hydrant straight towards the flames.

Keeping the hose in a straight line helps maintain the water pressure.

The bad parking job triggered an uproar online as many were disgusted at the driver's poor choice to block the fire hydrant.

"Some jackass parked his BMW in front of a fire hydrant in the city of Boston," one person tweeted. "The firefighters showed him how they felt."

Another tweeting, "This is why you MUST NOT park your #BMW in front of a fire hydrant."

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PennyQuilts
04-10-2014, 05:10 PM
Oh they did NOT!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!

DavidD_NorthOKC
04-10-2014, 06:04 PM
If you are going to be stupid, you better be tough.....or at least have good insurance.

kevinpate
04-10-2014, 06:35 PM
I take no joy in their action, but I do appreciate that the Firemen understand priorities so well. B'mer, rustbucket, high end exotic ... none should block a hydrant.

RadicalModerate
04-10-2014, 07:12 PM
I think this is a "Law Abiding" issue that was not tempered by "Common Sense".
Therefore, I hold the BMW driver in contempt (plus court costs). =)

btw: The difference between BMW Drivers and Porcupines is NOT that, with Porcupines, the pricks are on the outside.
(Please be Advised: This simple observation hasn't been definitively established or veracified by the scientific method.)

Mel
04-10-2014, 07:34 PM
If you are going to be stupid, you better be tough.....or at least have good insurance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzksL5-jVbk

DavidD_NorthOKC
04-10-2014, 10:51 PM
^ That's funny. I had no idea there was a song. I used to say that to my troops all the time.

hoya
04-11-2014, 08:42 AM
The firefighters didn't really have to bust out his windows just to get to the hydrant. But he shouldn't have parked in front of it either. Good for the firefighters.

Dennis Heaton
04-11-2014, 09:19 AM
I think this is a "Law Abiding" issue that was not tempered by "Common Sense".
Therefore, I hold the BMW driver in contempt (plus court costs). =)

btw: The difference between BMW Drivers and Porcupines is NOT that, with Porcupines, the pricks are on the outside.
(Please be Advised: This simple observation hasn't been definitively established or veracified by the scientific method.)

LOL!!! What have you been "smoking?"

ctchandler
04-11-2014, 10:31 AM
Hoyasooner,
Actually, you are right, but it was an eight alarm fire and the firefighters need all the help they can get, the less bending of the hose the better their odds of controlling the fire. Note this part of the original post. "Well, Wednesday night, an eight-alarm fire broke out across the street from where the car was parked and the Boston Fire Department did not hesitate to bust through the car windows to weave their hoses from the hydrant straight towards the flames. Keeping the hose in a straight line helps maintain the water pressure." I trained for structural fire fighting in the Navy and hose placement is a critical issue.
C. T.

Keeping the hose in a straight line helps maintain the water pressure.
The firefighters didn't really have to bust out his windows just to get to the hydrant. But he shouldn't have parked in front of it either. Good for the firefighters.

Bunty
04-11-2014, 12:26 PM
At least the guy had the good sense to park his car with the front wheels positioned toward the curb.

kevinpate
04-11-2014, 12:37 PM
Of course if the car had been a vw bug, a few of them could gave just carried it off or wedged it been other cars (as a former asst. band director discovered more than once back in the day)

hoya
04-11-2014, 12:50 PM
Hoyasooner,
Actually, you are right, but it was an eight alarm fire and the firefighters need all the help they can get, the less bending of the hose the better their odds of controlling the fire. Note this part of the original post. "Well, Wednesday night, an eight-alarm fire broke out across the street from where the car was parked and the Boston Fire Department did not hesitate to bust through the car windows to weave their hoses from the hydrant straight towards the flames. Keeping the hose in a straight line helps maintain the water pressure." I trained for structural fire fighting in the Navy and hose placement is a critical issue.
C. T.

Keeping the hose in a straight line helps maintain the water pressure.

I'm sure it helps. I'm also sure there was a bit of firefighter justice done here. :)

RadicalModerate
04-11-2014, 01:07 PM
LOL!!! What have you been "smoking?"

Netflix. Mostly British cop and detective shows. They are organic.

MustangGT
04-11-2014, 01:10 PM
BWAHAHA. another "entitlement" attitude Beemer owner gets a justifiable comeuppance.

ctchandler
04-11-2014, 01:40 PM
Hoyasooner,
I didn't say they didn't enjoy it, just that it was the smart thing to do!
C. T.
I'm sure it helps. I'm also sure there was a bit of firefighter justice done here. :)

Mel
04-11-2014, 03:07 PM
Of course if the car had been a vw bug, a few of them could gave just carried it off or wedged it been other cars (as a former asst. band director discovered more than once back in the day)

or with a smart car just flip it out of the way.

Plutonic Panda
04-11-2014, 03:48 PM
LOL!!! What have you been "smoking?"Well, if I were to take a guess- I'd say being somewhere in the middle of a fine line between being radical and moderate and by that is bound to make one bear on the line of borderline crazy with a sense of compassion, where the man with a beard stands, I have no clue.

He's been good to this town-he's always been the best of em'.

Prunepicker
04-12-2014, 11:31 PM
In the early 80's I found that parking in front of a fire hydrant was cheaper
that paying for parking for an OU football game.

The first thing I'd do was look for a space near a fire hydrant. I never got
a ticket and never paid for parking.

Yagoottaluvit.

Prunepicker
04-12-2014, 11:43 PM
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fine line between being radical and moderate and by that is bound to make
one bear on the line of borderline crazy with a sense of compassion, where
the man with a beard stands, I have no clue.

He's been good to this town-he's always been the best of em'.
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Prunepicker
04-12-2014, 11:45 PM
Although I wasn't kidding about voting for worthless meddling moderates (http://prunepicker.wikispaces.com/moderates),
is there anyone who can honestly provide a reason for voting for one?

Seriously. Who can honestly support a total idiot? Who can honestly
support someone who will follow whomever appears to be the leader
at the moment?

I know. It makes one very, very sick inside.

ljbab728
04-12-2014, 11:55 PM
In the early 80's I found that parking in front of a fire hydrant was cheaper
that paying for parking for an OU football game.

The first thing I'd do was look for a space near a fire hydrant. I never got
a ticket and never paid for parking.

Yagoottaluvit.

Hmmm. It's not surprising that you would advocate for breaking the law just because you never got caught.

Jeepnokc
04-13-2014, 07:09 AM
Up until they redid the streets last year, there was a metered parking space east bound on Reno right before Hudson where a fire hydrant sat on the corner. (Basically across from LaLuna and towards the corner) The space was definitely within 5 feet from the hydrant. There were lines painted on the ground to show the parking space also. Got a ticket for parking too close to the hydrant even though I was within the confines of the marked metered space. Took pictures and went to court. City prosecutor wouldn't dismiss but the late great Judge Manger took one look at the pictures and dismissed it telling the city to get its act together.

kelroy55
04-13-2014, 03:55 PM
They should have washed out the inside of the car for him.

RadicalModerate
04-13-2014, 07:19 PM
The police could have placed the icing on the cake by slapping a "Denver Boot" on one of the wheels of the auto in question.

Prunepicker
04-13-2014, 09:48 PM
In the eighty's and ninety's, during an OU home game, I managed to park
next to a fire hydrant for many years without getting a ticket. In fact I
never ever received a ticket.

C'mon, who'd be stupid enough to start a fire during the game? Seriously?

True story.

ljbab728
04-13-2014, 09:54 PM
Please see post number 22.