This is pretty funny if I do say so myself.


Oklahoma City man arrested in connection with shampoo assault

An Oklahoma City man was arrested after his wife told police he squirted baby shampoo on her.

The woman, whose name was not released, told police she and Billy Stephenson, 24, were separated, but had planned to take their children shopping. When the two began arguing, the wife took Stephenson back to his home, she told police.

Oklahoma City man arrested in connection with shampoo assault | News OK (http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-man-arrested-in-connection-with-shampoo-assault/article/3950268)

OK folk... keep it clean and no more tears

Technically, this happened in MWC rather than OKC, but I was acquainted with the "entrée" in this old case.
In fact, a friend of mine actually rented the same apartment after it became vacant. (And after it was cleaned up a little).
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We knew him as "Ted" rather than "Theodore" and most folks referred to him as "The Greek".
To give an idea of how this affected us, word on the street was that the kid got busted at A&W while making Papa Burgers.
(It was also rumored that Ted was really mean to his son . . . I'm not saying this is a case of just desserts but . . .)

Well, I meant the metropolitan area. I won't get mad if a funny crime happens in Tulsa and someone posts it here though.

According to police, at about 5:30 p.m. Thursday, an officer in plain clothes was patrolling in the area when he saw a man getting out of his car with no shirt.

The officer said the man, later identified 55-year-old Luz Trevino Rodriguez, pulled down his pants and began masturbating in a wooded area.

- Man Arrested At Hobie Point For Lewd Acts - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | (http://www.news9.com/story/25166550/man-arrested-at-hobie-point-for-lewd-acts)

The shampoo tussle is a bit less weird once read. Beaning her head with the bottle was probably the 'hey you just won yourself a not so free ride to county' silky, shiny, golden ticket for that young man.

- Man Arrested At Hobie Point For Lewd Acts - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | (http://www.news9.com/story/25166550/man-arrested-at-hobie-point-for-lewd-acts)

I love nature too but dang.

Trosper Park became known as Trousers Park or perhaps Drop Trousers Park.
I suppose Hobie Point is well on its way to being known at Hold n Point Park.

Well, the headline was funny was anyways :p

Tulsa Woman Arrested For Destroying Neighbor's Wheelchair Ramp - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | (http://www.news9.com/story/25171457/tulsa-woman-arrested-for-driving-over-neighbors-wheelchair-ramp)

Isn't OKC, but whatevs


JENKS, Oklahoma - A Bixby man is behind bars after wearing a stolen police officer's badge while demanding a discounted spray tan and stealing tanning lotion, an arrest report says.
Dustin Lee Bell, 25, had the badge on his sweater when Jenks police arrived to a tanning salon on Main Street, the report says. He reportedly claimed that he found it at a car wash in South Tulsa. Officers said it was a Sand Springs badge, and a call to the dispatch personnel confirmed it was stolen.

The tanning salon manager said in a statement to police that the dispute began when Bell, who was wearing the badge visible on the outside of his sweater, demanded he only be charged $10 for a $34 spray tan.

The manager said when he returned from calling police, he noticed there was a bottle of tanning lotion missing from behind the counter, according to the report.

Bell was arrested, and during the booking and inventory process, officers found in his wallet a Sam's Club card belonging to the Sand Springs police officer who had his badge stolen.

Bell is facing charges of stolen property, larceny from a retailer and false impersonation of a police officer.

- Bixby Man With Police Badge Reportedly Demands Cheap Spray Tan - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | (http://www.news9.com/story/25175997/tulsa-man-with-police-badge-steals-lotion-demands-cheap-spray-tan)

Norman Man Calls 911, Claims He Killed Someone

Posted: Apr 19, 2014 12:34 PM CDT
Updated: Apr 19, 2014 12:34 PM CDT
By News9.com - email

NORMAN, Oklahoma - A Norman man called 911 early Saturday morning and claimed he had just killed someone.
According to police, around 3:35 a.m. Saturday, a man placed a 911 call saying he just killed someone, said he needed police and then hung up the phone.

Norman police responded to the call in the 3600 block of S.E. 24th Avenue.

Police said they found a female victim deceased from knife wounds at the Norman residence.

According to officials, a male was taken into custody and transported to the Norman Police Department for questioning. The Norman Police Criminal Investigations Division and the Crime Scene Unit are continuing the murder investigation.

The victim's identity has not been released at this time.

Norman Man Calls 911, Claims He Killed Someone - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | (http://www.news9.com/story/25289526/norman-man-calls-911-claims-he-killed-someone)

Trosper Park became known as Trousers Park or perhaps Drop Trousers Park.
I suppose Hobie Point is well on its way to being known at Hold n Point Park.
When the heck was that?

Trosper Park became known as Trousers Park or perhaps Drop Trousers Park.
I suppose Hobie Point is well on its way to being known at Hold n Point Park.Unfortunately Hobie Point has been known for lewd acts being committed since long before it was Hobie Point. Before the east side of lake Hefner was all cleared off during the construction of I-44 it was just as bad.

- Man Arrested At Hobie Point For Lewd Acts - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | (http://www.news9.com/story/25166550/man-arrested-at-hobie-point-for-lewd-acts)

Odd? ... That's normal behavior out there.

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OKC Man Arrested For Assaulting Girlfriend With Screwdriver - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | (http://www.news9.com/story/25926664/okc-man-arrested-for-assaulting-girlfriend-with-screwdriver)


OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma City man was arrested for attacking his girlfriend with a Phillips head screwdriver on the southwest side of the metro, early Tuesday morning.

Oh. A Phillips-head screwdriver. He's gonna get life without possibility of parole. Had he only used a flat-head, then he could have the possibility of parole.

Good thing he didn't use a Robertson screwdriver. It carries the death penalty.

Either way he's screwed.

He tried to screw his girlfriend, literally. ;)

He wouldn't be in jail if he would've stopped "screwing" people over.

Bad thread to read when you're trying to drink a glass of water.

The big question is whether this was an assault screwdriver or not. Was it black and tactical-ly?

Regular screwdriver:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkFge9h4ETEtyi56hLmrTbMhXjUTO2D mzBV97evXhzksnZ992A

Tactical assault screwdriver (notice the blacked-out tip and modified handle shape):
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5iYOjgR6X6HMxDhk8ynffa8IjvQzfQ NXuIMA1nXYgvqq3M_YA

Don't even get me started on full-auto screwdrivers:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUtgKmXht9YKclqDSaLAtQX0T81tlgj SD7GeLrpnlNp9a1hGpEdg
:p

The big question is whether this was an assault screwdriver or not. Was it black and tactical-ly?

Regular screwdriver:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkFge9h4ETEtyi56hLmrTbMhXjUTO2D mzBV97evXhzksnZ992A

Tactical assault screwdriver (notice the blacked-out tip and modified handle shape):
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5iYOjgR6X6HMxDhk8ynffa8IjvQzfQ NXuIMA1nXYgvqq3M_YA

:pHave to be careful around those assault screwdrivers, as you can see, they are waaaay more deadly than your standard screwdriver ;)

Isn't OKC, but whatevs

Comedy gold.

Thought this goes here as easily as anywhere else.

Somebody asked the other day about, "Where IS this militarization of the police going on? I don't see it!"

Well, here we go. Today in McClain County, watch the Norman Police & McClain County deputies go into action to catch a guy who escaped from a Norman PD police car. He was being held on a burglary of an abandoned building charge with two other people. I mean, we're talking HIGH crimes here! But really, you have to see the pictures to believe it....they are geared up for a war against some rebel group or something. Just insane - check out the "Mobile Command Unit" in the background of one of the pictures in the NewsOK gallery. The uniform gear, all of it is almost, no, it IS comical.

Just a taste - copyright Steve Sisney Oklahoman

http://i.imgur.com/ILV3qM6.jpg

Go see the gallery here. Prepare yourself for a chuckle. They're having a blast!
Search continues for escapee near Goldsby Airport | News OK (http://newsok.com/search-continues-for-escapee-near-goldsby-airport/article/5005131)

War Games!

Wow. To bit or go home I guess lol

Seems like quite a bit of overkill to me.
Watch out Rambo, John J.

Good thing he didn't use a Robertson screwdriver. It carries the death penalty.

Maybe he actually found a use for his Reed-Prince.

Had to bump this for post #26 before NewsOK takes the photo gallery down. I don't know how long those stay up.

yah a bit overkill. but many law enforcement types are prone to such things. not all.. but I think we all know the mentality I am speaking of. I use to think it was reserved for "rent-a-cops" who didn't make it into the academy, however it seems we may have lowered ours tandards

For a handgun thrown into a Bush they need armored cars, full body armor and military gear?...

isn't okc but this was too funny not to share

Man arrested for pretending to be ghost in cemetery

Prosecutors: Man made 'woooooooh' noises, flapped arms at mourners

A British man was arrested for pretending to a ghost in a cemetery by making "woooooooh" noises and flapping his arms at mourners.

Anthony Stallard, 24, was fined about $125 for his stupidity.

This after he was seen kicking a soccer ball at gravestones with a friend, according to the Daily Mail.

According to prosecutors, it was clear that Stallard was pretending to be a ghost.

He "was throwing himself backwards, waving his arms about and going 'woooooooh,'" prosecutor Tim Concannon told the court.

For his part, Stallard does feel bad.

"He has accepted that his behavior, if it had been outside of a cemetery, would not have been inappropriate. But inside a cemetery, while people are grieving for their loved ones, it might be," his attorney said.



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A few years ago I posted about a murder that supposedly took place in the
Gatewood district in the 1930's(?). It involved a girl named Carrie and the
place is supposed to be haunted. I believe the address is 2000 Carey Place.

I can't find my post. Can someone help?

A few years ago I posted about a murder that supposedly took place in the
Gatewood district in the 1930's(?). It involved a girl named Carrie and the
place is supposed to be haunted. I believe the address is 2000 Carey Place.

I can't find my post. Can someone help?


I remember the post and the house as well. It had the odd carvings on the wall or something?

That story was debunked in the media a few years back. Carey Place is named for the family who owned the land the street is situated on; the same family owned Carey Lumber. There was no murder, at least no murder resembling the one in the urban legend. And it's not carvings; one (actually more than one) house in the neighborhood has little hatchet-shaped cutouts in the shutters. Other houses have different shapes, but similar design.

Apparently, this "Carey Place" business was somewhat popular in the past. I've lived in OKC since about '74 and never even heard of this neighborhood within a neighborhood until coming across this thread.

http://www.okctalk.com/general-civic-issues/12212-carey-place.html

I used to live two blocks away and walked my Great Danes down Carey Place every day. One of my favorite streets in OKC. It feels like it's somewhere else.

Just drove through there on the way home from the Farmer's Market.
Very interesting spot. Very interesting, indeed.

I considered pulling over to the curb, throwing a sheet over my head and doing an impression of a ghost, (replete with the "whoooooooo--whoooooo's") but that would have been a crime. Besides, it was broad daylight and nowhere near Halloween.

p.s. I used to buy a lot of lumber--and even trusses--from Carey Lumber.
It was a crime that they went out of business. It was a great, authentic, Lumber Yard.
With extra good materials.

I used to live two blocks away and walked my Great Danes down Carey Place
every day. One of my favorite streets in OKC. It feels like it's somewhere else.
40-50 years ago we called it the Twilight Zone.

Here's a funny website: http://oh****oklahoma.tumblr.com/

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The best part of this one is that her name is "Crispi".

Smelling freshly cooked bacon to death would have to be the second best way to die. Being fed freshly cooked bacon until your heart exploded would be the best.

Smelling freshly cooked bacon to death would have to be the second best way to die. Being fed freshly cooked bacon until your heart exploded would be the best.
You aight? :)

Panda, I be fine. But yeah, if some doctor ever tells me no two ways about it, I have only X time left, if at all possible the final few hours will be spent telling folks I love I will miss them, I am grateful they have been in my life and yes of course they can have any bacon that's left ... all while sitting in sight of and smell of fresh bacon frying up by the kindly cooks seeing to my last wishes.

You're young so your brain is probably more about being behind the wheel of a fast car or in the arms of a beautiful woman. Having a few decades on you, I've driven a fair share of fast cars, though only rarely in the three digit range. There is only one beautiful woman for me and after all these years of putting up with me there is no way being entwined in each other's arms should be her final memory of me. Although hopefully she'll be there enjoying bacon with me and being comforted by friends as they enjoy sneaking a few bites as they divide out that last pan I wasn't able to enjoy.

Well, I'm glad you have happiness. That's nice. It's a darn shame a lot of the marriages happening today don't even last five years or so. I have an acquaintance who got married last week, he's filled for divorce yesterday; not kidding.

Very nice to see though there are people like you, my grandparents, and my neighbors who are married and happy with no end in sight.

leftover bacon.....pffft :Lies::Smiley145

40-50 years ago we called it the Twilight Zone.
If forty to fifty years ago some imagination had been present . . .
'We' might have called it Hotel California . . . Welcome To . . . =)
The "Twilight Zone" is . . . like . . . so vapidly clichéd . . . that aaaaaahahhhggggg!!!!!

(that was the innocent and honest cry of the plasterer/stucco artist who got stuck in the escalator when the ladybugs attacked. =)

9072

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Oklahoma City police chasing person suspected of stealing taxi in northeast OKC | Oklahoma City - OKC - KOCO.com (http://www.koco.com/news/oklahoma-city-police-chasing-stolen-taxi-in-northeast-okc/28066474)

That was certainly newsworthy but I'm not sure I would call it odd. Cars do get hijacked. This one just happened to be a taxi.

That was certainly newsworthy but I'm not sure I would call it odd. Cars do get hijacked. This one just happened to be a taxi.
that just seems like an odd car to pick though... A taxi???? I mean if I were going to rob a car it'd be one that would blend in at least until I can a fake plate on it and maybe change some exterior features until I could either have it exported or repainted.... a taxi is not the way to go :p

that just seems like an odd car to pick though... A taxi???? I mean if I were going to rob a car it'd be one that would blend in at least until I can a fake plate on it and maybe change some exterior features until I could either have it exported or repainted.... a taxi is not the way to go :p
Or not. Would another car have someone who might be carrying a fair amount of cash? I'm not saying the guy was smart but I don't think it was very odd. He wasn't hijacking the car to keep it.

Or not. Would another car have someone who might be carrying a fair amount of cash? I'm not saying the guy was smart but I don't think it was very odd. He wasn't hijacking the car to keep it.yeah that's true as well

According to NewsOk... the brand of mayonnaise has not been released

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My lovely tells me mayo would be nourishing to the hair. Considering I won't let that mess anywhere near my belly, I doubt my hair will ever know either.

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http://www.koco.com/image/view/-/28188990/highRes/1/-/maxh/480/maxw/640/-/y8rsb7/-/binky-bandit2-jpg.jpg

OK, plupan, I'll give you that one as being odd. LOL