View Full Version : Cheesiest Movies of All Time(clips, trailers, and names of movies)



Plutonic Panda
03-11-2014, 12:42 PM
JTF's post about that Stephen Kind movie inspired this. I'll post a few.

Plutonic Panda
03-11-2014, 12:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

Plutonic Panda
03-11-2014, 12:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7nHzijyGE

bchris02
03-11-2014, 12:59 PM
Ghost Rider has to be the absolute worst movie of all time. Bug is also so bad it's actually good.

Roger S
03-11-2014, 01:04 PM
I watched a movie called American Job (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Job) on IFC one day. I kept waiting for it to go somewhere but it never did.

hoya
03-11-2014, 01:24 PM
Behold!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM-tCDnYh-o

Plutonic Panda
03-11-2014, 01:33 PM
Ghost Rider has to be the absolute worst movie of all time. Bug is also so bad it's actually good.I liked the first one. The second one, sucked.

Plutonic Panda
03-11-2014, 01:42 PM
Here is the full movie of the Langoliers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPqML9D4n1g

Just the facts
03-11-2014, 02:24 PM
Sharknado - so bad it was good. However, it might be disqualified from consideration since there is the potential that it was made this bad on purpose.

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Just the facts
03-11-2014, 02:32 PM
Jaws III might be the worst movie ever made that was a serious attempt at trying to be good.

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Rubber is also up there.

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Romulack
03-11-2014, 02:36 PM
"Rad" starring Bart Conner


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU-lr6uxaXo

Plutonic Panda
03-11-2014, 02:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

Plutonic Panda
03-11-2014, 02:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Romulack
03-11-2014, 02:52 PM
Scene from ARMY OF DARKNESS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frxB3jGh4tE

Just the facts
03-11-2014, 03:01 PM
Hold on - Army of Darkness gets disqualified for the same reason Sharknado is out. It was made bad on purpose.

Martin
03-11-2014, 03:18 PM
Scene from ARMY OF DARKNESS

uhh.... i think you meant to post this in the best movies of all time thread. -M

elitespy
03-11-2014, 03:32 PM
The Stupids


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW8kKTvS53w

catcherinthewry
03-11-2014, 06:05 PM
Birdemic

trousers
03-11-2014, 06:05 PM
http://youtu.be/nuhrV2KtP3Y

hoya
03-11-2014, 06:34 PM
Jaws III might be the worst movie ever made that was a serious attempt at trying to be good.

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Anyone who thinks Jaws 3 is the worst movie clearly hasn't seen Jaws 4.

Just the facts
03-11-2014, 06:40 PM
I didn't even know there was a Jaws 4.

hoya
03-11-2014, 06:41 PM
I didn't even know there was a Jaws 4.

I envy you.

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trousers
03-11-2014, 06:45 PM
Jaws 4? I think that's a clip for Gymkata...which is also awesomely bad.

hoya
03-11-2014, 06:53 PM
Jaws 4? I think that's a clip for Gymkata...which is also awesomely bad.

Yeah I switched topics. :)

catcherinthewry
03-11-2014, 10:23 PM
Let me add Black Dynamite. It was so cheesy you could actually see the boom mikes from time to time.

Jim Kyle
03-12-2014, 08:05 AM
What? Not one mention for Plan 9 From Outer Space? Ed Wood's masterpiece? I am shocked -- shocked! I say.

Plutonic Panda
03-15-2014, 01:29 PM
http://c4.likes-media.com/img/340975d0f0ce26c6c5650a65d75cf90c.600x.jpg

bchris02
03-16-2014, 08:25 AM
http://c4.likes-media.com/img/340975d0f0ce26c6c5650a65d75cf90c.600x.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y3KnXIvwHc

Plutonic Panda
11-06-2014, 05:19 AM
This movie was a ripoff and I want my money back. Don't watch it or you'll be sorry becausee IT SUCKS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoQVDl0eeNw

warreng88
11-06-2014, 10:45 AM
http://c4.likes-media.com/img/340975d0f0ce26c6c5650a65d75cf90c.600x.jpg

I believe this is a take off of Patton Oswalt's standup when he talks about the worst movie he has ever seen called "Death Bed: The bed that eats people". The plot of the story is there is a bed, it's evil and it eats people...

tfvc.org
11-06-2014, 03:48 PM
Over The Top
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RadicalModerate
11-07-2014, 08:20 AM
"Rape Stove" is, like, the rancid Limburger of cheesy movies.
(couldn't they have used fishing line instead of a friggin' rope? cheese louise . . .)

Somebody needs to scour the archives of the Weekly World News and slap together a movie based on their amazing news coverage . . . "Batboy Meets the Haunted Toilet" . . . etc. ad infinitum.

warreng88
11-07-2014, 09:26 AM
Over The Top
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Oh OTT. My brother and I used to watch that movie all the time. It even got to the point that we would arm wrestle and one of us would have to wear a hat and turn it around when we got ready.

Martin
11-07-2014, 09:33 AM
ladies and gentlemen, i present for your consideration a clip from the 1986 bmx movie, "rad." flush please. -M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2LboRlGabs

RadicalModerate
11-07-2014, 09:43 AM
I hear the "novel" was life-changing for a vast multitude of people . . .
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warreng88
11-07-2014, 10:53 AM
ladies and gentlemen, i present for your consideration a clip from the 1986 bmx movie, "rad." flush please. -M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2LboRlGabs

To this day I cannot hear Send me an angel and not think of this movie.

hoya
11-07-2014, 02:57 PM
http://youtu.be/BkPxZLWeTBg?t=2m12s

Plutonic Panda
11-07-2014, 06:04 PM
http://youtu.be/BkPxZLWeTBg?t=2m12sThe end of that might just have my nomination for the laziest attempt of sounding dramatic.

bchris02
11-16-2014, 02:35 PM
I just attempted to watch an older sci-fi film called "The Core." It was so bad and the science was so wrong I wasn't able to finish it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foAyvN6mVwQ

RadicalModerate
11-16-2014, 04:17 PM
Nothing I hate worse than a cheesy movie with bad science. =)
(Unless it's a cheesy movie with a bad musical soundtrack.)

btw: The Core was made in 2003.
This fact causes at least one linguistic scientist to wonder about the use of the term "older" in regard to sci-fi flicks. =)

bchris02
11-16-2014, 07:51 PM
The only sci-fi movie I've seen worse than "The Core" was "2012".

Plutonic Panda
11-16-2014, 08:01 PM
The only sci-fi movie I've seen worse than "The Core" was "2012".eh, I didn't mind 2012 because it entertaining to watch the limo and plane scene and all those close calls. At that point, it seems the movie is a joke, a big expensive joke that these guys pull of because they can. At the end of the day, they say "ha" and they go to bed.

bchris02
11-16-2014, 08:09 PM
eh, I didn't mind 2012 because it entertaining to watch the limo and plane scene and all those close calls. At that point, it seems the movie is a joke, a big expensive joke that these guys pull of because they can. At the end of the day, they say "ha" and they go to bed.

Well, to be fair I actually finished 2012, but it was so bad it was actually funny.

Plutonic Panda
11-16-2014, 08:20 PM
Well, to be fair I actually finished 2012, but it was so bad it was actually funny.agreed.

mugofbeer
11-16-2014, 09:11 PM
Sharknado?

RadicalModerate
11-17-2014, 06:19 AM
At least the science in Sharknado was accurate.

hoya
11-17-2014, 12:15 PM
Ricky-Oh, the Story of Ricky


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbzbyg3olQI

RadicalModerate
11-18-2014, 09:46 AM
I was just reading an ad in The Gazette that made me think of The Cheesiest Movie (not yet) Ever Made:
"MacArthur Park".

Based on the song by Jimmy Webb. Starring William Shatner, Riki Oh and a Gigantic Cake--with Mac Arthur Park scrawled on the side, in icing--melting in the Global Warming caused rain.

Prunepicker
11-18-2014, 10:20 PM
I remember a drive in movie called "Faster *****, Kill!" or something like
that. I remember the movie because I didn't have a date. Muy cursi! Tres
fromage!

***** = another name for kitty.
I'm happy to see a profanity filter on OKC Talk. Hopefully it won't be circumvented.

Prunepicker
11-18-2014, 10:33 PM
I was just reading an ad in The Gazette that made me think of The Cheesiest
Movie (not yet) Ever Made:
"MacArthur Park".

Based on the song by Jimmy Webb. Starring William Shatner, Riki Oh and a
Gigantic Cake--with Mac Arthur Park scrawled on the side, in icing--melting in
the Global Warming caused rain.
Thankfully they'll never have that recipe and we'll all be safe.

Who was the singer with the heavy vibrato and high voice who sung it? That's
the version I'm most familiar with. I know it's not Richard Harris. Not sure if it's
Jimmy Webb.