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01-31-2014, 03:11 PM
Shady Alleged Murder Queen Acquitted, Then Convicted. Then ReConvicted In Italy.
Extradition in Question.

Other Question: Is She Justin Beiber's Soon To Be New Squeeze in Canada?

Q2: Deport Both of 'Em to Canada?

(or sentence da' bot' o' dem' t' attending the SuperBowl in The Meadowlands wi'dout jackets or parkas?)

01-31-2014, 04:38 PM
This Just In:

N.J. Pols Still Up Gov. Christie's Ass Re: George Washington Bridge Slowdown Scheme
(linked to SuperBowl Venue, Atlanta Snowdusting and California Drought?)

Joe Naimeth Blames Pantyhose Ad On Brain Damage From Football.
(entire nation wussing out due to weather or not)

Big Tobacco Says: WTF?
(parents in quandary light up a joint)

SOCHI? (winter Olympics?): who gives a[n] F?
(poll indicates that viewers prefer photos from the edges of space)

01-31-2014, 04:47 PM
T. S. A. insider spills the beans on the bullsh!te.
(Jason Harrington going for the Edward Snowden Hall O' Fame)
(supervisor--five overpaid levels up--takes appropriate action involving words including "no-tolerance" replete with threats and promises)

01-31-2014, 05:14 PM
OMG!!!! Cusp of February Weather and Polar Vortex Causes Winter Armageddon . . . or Worse (!)
(and Ali Meyer on Wall Street WolfSharks) . . .

01-31-2014, 11:38 PM
I'll have whatever you're having. On the rocks, please.

02-01-2014, 02:27 PM
I'll have whatever you're having. On the rocks, please.

It was simply a small dose o' The Daily NewZstream from the planet K4Ogle. =)
(stephen hawking predicted planets like that existed, formed from elementary particles, just over this side of the threshold of the singularity causing black holes before he decided they didn't really exist. film at 11. =)

Translation: Although "Perception is Reality" is one of the goofiest "big lies" in the universe, there is a grain of Truth there involving the fact that our thoughts shape our perception of reality. I would give the NewzStream at K4 a 1.5 (on a scale of 5) in terms of positive rather than negative reinforcement. (get that? =)

Have you ever read, "Cat's Cradle" (Vonnegut) or "The Mark Inside" (Amy Reading)?
(if not . . .)

02-04-2014, 08:32 AM
This Just In:
It has snowed a little. It is February in Oklahoma.
One of the weather stringers in the field just wrote 4 Warn in the snow to prove how deep it was or something.

Now . . . Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

02-05-2014, 11:06 AM
From Ogle the Younger (toss to WeatherGuy):

It's Cold Out There.
Here's the Link to Our Apps if your power goes out.

[it could be worse: Here's NYC, for example. Even the Connecticut suburbs aren't safe on account of "Mother Nature's Wrath"]

(personal observation: dang. this "global warming unanticipated result is worse than we could have predicted . . .)

and now . . . setting hair on fire in a classroom (Del City) and bad coaches touching children . . .

. . . bad cops shooting bad kids plus e-coli in the beef.

and now on to The Russian Olympics where the snow is ideal or not depending on how you view it.