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R.I.P. Mr. Foot.

As my buddy posted on his Facebook account...."It's on the internet so it must be true!" lol.

I heard the state fair is trying to get him here in September.

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Hey Garin, those eye witness accounts that prove that the bible is true...does that make those who claim they have seen Bigfoot with their own eyes make it true that Bigfoot is real?

Is it real or is it Rosie O Donnell?

Hey Garin, those eye witness accounts that prove that the bible is true...does that make those who claim they have seen Bigfoot with their own eyes make it true that Bigfoot is real?

Bigfoot looks an awful lot like a big caveman that your science books teach........maybe he's a hybrid that didn't evolve

Bigfoot looks an awful lot like a big caveman that your science books teach........maybe he's a hybrid that didn't evolve

I know people like that.

I expected this thread to be about Bigfoot joining the Ice Capades. Now I find out he's dead. What a disappointment.

Bigfoot looks an awful lot like a big caveman that your science books teach........maybe he's a hybrid that didn't evolve

Hmmm? Does that statement mean that you've decided that evolution really happens?

R.I.P. Mr. Foot.

So far this is in the lead for best post of 2014.

It will be interesting to see how quickly he is proven to be a con artist out to make money. The article had a picture, but didn't have any of the many test results to show. His web site is down.

Is it real or is it Rosie O Donnell?

ouch

ouch

Heres a conundrum for you....
You are stranded on a desert isle with only yourself, a female bigfoot and rosie o donnell and you have to procreate.........

Heres a conundrum for you....
You are stranded on a desert isle with only yourself, a female bigfoot and rosie o donnell and you have to procreate.........

no, you don't

If anybody had a body in their garage, with a face like that, there'd be a homicide investigation. The Feds would be all over this crap, if not the Fish and Game people! I call "BULLOCKS".

[QUOTE=Achilleslastand;728932]Heres a conundrum for you....
You are stranded on a desert isle with only yourself, a female bigfoot and rosie o donnell and you have to procreate........

This might require, a blindfold, a case of Jack Daniels, and some industrial strength Viagra.

I know people like that.

I really, really, really, wanted to like this more than once, But I figure we may possibly already have more than enough multiple accounts out there for one election cycle.

So, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like!

Heres a conundrum for you....
You are stranded on a desert isle with only yourself, a female bigfoot and rosie o donnell and you have to procreate.........

I'm thinking the bigfoot babies will be cuter.

Pretty sure I seen that Bigfoot dude on New Years Eve. That damn moonshine is killer

Is it real or is it Rosie O Donnell?

Nope. It's Bea Arthur.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9NY8R-LmIw

That can't be a Bigfoot. Bigfoots, as a species, are blurry and impossible to photograph.


It's true. Mitch told me so.

That can't be a Bigfoot. Bigfoots, as a species, are blurry and impossible to photograph.
It's true. Mitch told me so.

Frankly, I am shocked (and appalled) that you would be so quick to place faith in anything that Mitch says. He is nearly Neanderthalian in his ability to prevaricate. Last I heard he was claiming that The Runes on the Stone Up the Hill From Heavener were carved by a rogue Sasquatch (a.k.a. [improperly] "Bigfoot"] intent on vandalism of the natural terrain, prior to the invention of spray paint.

(or are we talking about the same Mitch? dang.)

(the Mitch to whom I'm referring is the one who told me the story about the teacher warning the primary school class he, Mitch, was in, not to go skating out on the ice and who then related a parable about the kid who got some brand new skates for Christmas, ignored the same suggestion she, the teacher, was sharing, broke through the ice and drowned. Mitch said he raised his hand, and asked: "Where's his skates?")

This just in: The Last Surviving Cousin of Bigfoot is currently giving lessons on "How To Make a Proper Hamburger" on "The Rachael Ray Show". His name is Penn Gillette. Good cooking with a little magic. Plus a fork in the eye.

I know that what he is saying is true because he noted the superiority of English Muffins to hamburger buns.

I think he is referring to Mr Hedberg. Hmmm...maybe we could get a statue of him at the Capital?

I think he is referring to Mr Hedberg. Hmmm...maybe we could get a statue of him at the Capital?

Sumbitch. I done fergot about Mitch Hedberg.
He was my favorite comedian right after George Carlin, Robert Klein, Jonathan Winters and Lenny Bruce.
What to they have in common? All dead. I think a tombstone to Cultural Clowns is overdue.
But it better not be a graven image.

Leave room for Steven Wright and Penn Jillette when the time comes.
(and be sure not to misspell Jillette with a G)

Yeah. Hedberg...

"An escalator can't break, it can only become stairs".