View Full Version : Sorry fellas - we apparently don't quite 'measure up.'



BBatesokc
12-04-2013, 02:34 PM
***** Sizes By State: How Does Yours Measure Up?


*Seriously? We can't use the term P E N I S?????? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/*****-sizes-by-state_n_4379664.html?ir=Weird+News)

Spoiler alert - We're number 38.

Bunty
12-04-2013, 02:39 PM
Who wants to live in a big ***** state, like North Dakota?

Stew
12-04-2013, 02:46 PM
It surprises me Texas ranked towards the bottom. Personally some of the biggest ****s I know are from Tejas.

Dustin
12-04-2013, 02:55 PM
Haha...Ha

adaniel
12-04-2013, 03:03 PM
Someone told me Tulsa was one of the biggest markets per capita for Viagra. I am scared to google this at work, though.

venture
12-04-2013, 03:07 PM
<-- not born here. :-P

BBatesokc
12-04-2013, 03:20 PM
I'm now not sure how to take it when my critics claim I'm "the biggest d**k in Oklahoma!"

Of Sound Mind
12-04-2013, 03:56 PM
<-- not born here. :-P
If I read this "scientific" study correctly, it's based on purchase habits, not birthplaces.

Of Sound Mind
12-04-2013, 03:56 PM
***** Sizes By State: How Does Yours Measure Up?


*Seriously? We can't use the term P E N I S?????? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/*****-sizes-by-state_n_4379664.html?ir=Weird+News)

Spoiler alert - We're number 38.
Apparently, not enough Oklahomans are responding to all those email solicitations offering self-improvement in this area...

Roger S
12-04-2013, 04:04 PM
I apologize for dragging the state average WAY down..... Since I married I've really stopped keeping mine in tip top shape as it rarely gets used anymore.

CaptDave
12-04-2013, 04:07 PM
It surprises me Texas ranked towards the bottom. Personally some of the biggest ****s I know are from Tejas.

Really? Their attempts to compensate are pretty obvious! :D

OKCisOK4me
12-04-2013, 04:13 PM
I always thought I belonged in North Dakota...

venture
12-04-2013, 04:21 PM
I think Pete need to shut off the profanity filter. It is a bit out of control... Wa****a. I haven't seen people get out of control with vulgarities.

OKCisOK4me
12-04-2013, 04:21 PM
In all honesty, I think Oklahoma numbers are misrepresented due to young pregnancies (which we have a ton of cause no one wants to protect themselves) and also young marriages...get that bloodwork done married at 22, we're both sexually healthy, let's make babies! Oklahoma isn't filled with a huge singles crowd that is out there to have no strings attached safe sex.

ljbab728
12-04-2013, 08:28 PM
I think Pete need to shut off the profanity filter. It is a bit out of control... Wa****a. I haven't seen people get out of control with vulgarities.

I've seen it, venture. Maybe you've forgotten monkeesfan already.

venture
12-04-2013, 08:31 PM
I've seen it, venture. Maybe you've forgotten monkeesfan already.

I did...thanks for the evil memories I need to bleach again. :-P

MWCGuy
12-05-2013, 12:40 AM
I apologize for dragging the state average WAY down..... Since I married I've really stopped keeping mine in tip top shape as it rarely gets used anymore.

I think that is just about every married guy out there.

Martial sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.

-Bill Engvall

BBatesokc
12-05-2013, 06:10 AM
I think that is just about every married guy out there.

Martial sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.

-Bill Engvall

Some of you must have married the wrong person ----- or, maybe you're just doing it wrong.

Roger S
12-05-2013, 06:24 AM
Some of you must have married the wrong person ----- or, maybe you're just doing it wrong.

I'm pretty sure I married the wrong person...... Twice!

I'm pretty good at everything else I do but I suck at picking a wife.

BBatesokc
12-05-2013, 06:37 AM
I'm pretty sure I married the wrong person...... Twice!

I'm pretty good at everything else I do but I suck at picking a wife.

I've known enough couples that didn't make it that I realize what a roll of the dice marriage can be - even when you seemingly do everything right.

I'm very fortunate to have celebrated 14-years in Sept with what I'd call my perfect companion in every way.

But hey, maybe 'third times the charm' with you. I hope so. I wouldn't want to deny anyone the confidence and security that comes with finding your soulmate.

Roger S
12-05-2013, 06:44 AM
But hey, maybe 'third times the charm' with you. I hope so. I wouldn't want to deny anyone the confidence and security that comes with finding your soulmate.

I'm about 99.9% certain there will not be a 3rd wife.... The second one is working really hard to drive me to an early grave and that's the only thing she works hard at..... lol

Martin
12-05-2013, 07:25 AM
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Nick
12-05-2013, 07:51 AM
It surprises me Texas ranked towards the bottom. Personally some of the biggest ****s I know are from Tejas.

This is just great.

Uncle Slayton
12-12-2013, 06:31 PM
I'm pretty sure I married the wrong person...... Twice!

I'm pretty good at everything else I do but I suck at picking a wife.


Hear ya. To paraphrase the late Jimmy Dean, next time I'm tempted to marry, I'm just going to find the biggest b*tch I can find and buy her a house.

MWCGuy
12-19-2013, 11:15 PM
Some of you must have married the wrong person ----- or, maybe you're just doing it wrong.

I married the right one. It's just a matter of are timing and schedules lining up when were both in the mood. We average at least once a week except when her special friend comes to town. However, there are times when we go as long as a month.

Bunty
12-20-2013, 12:04 AM
I married the right one. It's just a matter of are timing and schedules lining up when were both in the mood. We average at least once a week except when her special friend comes to town. However, there are times when we go as long as a month.

Yeah, those must be the best times after it's been as long as a month and the anticipation leading up to it.