The movie you went and saw and thought "I want my money back" and or "What a waste of time".

For me, The Wrestler....walked out on it actually, I know it was very popular, it just wasn't my thing at all and thought it was awful.

Freddy got Fingered.

Pretty much anything my wife drags me to see.

hmmm... i'm gonna go with island of dr. moreau.

Miami Vice

Open Water .... the two charachters got in the water....the sharks came, the credits finally ran.

Open Water .... the two charachters got in the water....the sharks came, the credits finally ran.

Have you ever heard Ralphie May's comedy bit about that movie?

You Light Up My Life at Shepherd Twin. Walked out.

Have you ever heard Ralphie May's comedy bit about that movie?

I love the description of the woman's hair. "Cuba divin' ain't nobody gonna catch me cuba divin'. Norkelin'. Ya'll ever been norkelin' before?"

Freddy got Fingered.

Yup!

Have you ever heard Ralphie May's comedy bit about that movie?

no what is it?

Also, toss in Star Wars Atack of the Clones. It was even worse than phantom menace which is also a strong contender for worst ever.

Witchboard -- even with Tawny Kitaen (sp?).

Alexander

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure! I was young! lol

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure! I was young! lol

This thread is for 'worst ever', not best ever.


Worst that I paid money for - Happy Feet.

Dude, Where's My Car?

Dude, Where's My Car?

and then? lol

The Avengers! The 1998 film based on the old TV series. Sean Connery, Ralph Fiennes, and Uma Thurman. I made it thirty minutes before I walked out.

Elf

Elf

Worlds best cup of coffee!

Wild Wild West and A Good Day To Die Hard

Dude, Where's My Car?

Same here

Wild Wild West and A Good Day To Die Hard

The wild wild west movie was horrid and should have been buried in a deep dark hole upon release ....ditto for.
Three Amigos
Isthar

Exorcist II: The Heretic.

Before it was over, comments from various members of the small crowd watching it made the experience a lot like being at a live taping of Mystery Science Theater.

Rollover

Literally a snoozer. I actual only saw about the first fifteen minutes. Then I fell asleep.

And might I add this.........
The series was great and the movie had to ruin it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP1QxPQpWr8

Now im off to enjoy some of my own Hand Rolled Pufnstuff.

Tree of Life - just a colossal piece of ****.

Cheech & Chongs Still Smoking. Absolutely dreadful.

Bigray in Ok

Mars Attacks!

Did not make it to the end.

Zorro the Gay Blade - George Hamilton

Miami Vice is the only movie I've walked out of.

Miami Vice is the only movie I've walked out of.

That was my choice. Approximately 15 or so friends (a few of them police officers) and I went to see it expecting big time action but it just ended up being a snoozefest! Heck, if you look at his directors credit...it shoulda been good but it was just abysmal...

Something to Talk About (1995) Julia Roberts and Dennis Quade. I went on a date in high school to that movie and it is the only one I have been in where I fell asleep.

Also, Election (1999) Broderick/Witherspoon. I walked out.

The Five Year Engagement, another one we walked out on. Dismal dialog and zero chemistry between the two leads.

Hmmm...there's actually some fairly decent movies being listed here. lol I've seen plenty of stinkers, but the worst one I ever paid to go to a theater and see was Battlefield Earth.

Battlefield Earth (with John "The Scientologist" Travola in the lead role as sort of a low-rent Klingon) was the worst movie I ever saw rerun on television. Had I seen it in a theater, I would have rated it above Exorcist II: The Heretic (in terms of awfulness or worstness).

Battlefield Earth is, like, The "MacArthur Park" of movies.

White Men Can't Jump

i remember really disliking batman and robin. i know some people really like this one, but i've got to mention it... the fountain. i think the only movie i've ever walked out of was baby's day out. -M

My wife tried to make me leave The Dark Knight because it was too creepy. I told her to sit through half and if she is still creeped out, we can leave. After the movie, she said she was glad we didn't leave although there are a ton of plot holes.

The Lone Ranger. ...just bad.

It would help if theatre seats had electrical sockets so I could take my cpap along in case the movie went south on me. I snore way too loud to fall asleep in a movie.

Blue Velvet, hands down. Its the only movie I've ever walked out on.

Hmmm...there's actually some fairly decent movies being listed here. lol I've seen plenty of stinkers, but the worst one I ever paid to go to a theater and see was Battlefield Earth.

Battlefield Earth is awesome!

Battlefield Earth is awesome!

Yeah. Awesome BAD!!!!!!!
(Why it's so bad that it made me leave the -ly off of awesom....)

Battlefield Earth | RiffTrax (http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/battlefield-earth)

saw a movie a few weeks ago, walked out after 45 minutes.
It was called "thanks for sharing" it was with Gweneth Paltrow. horrible horrible movie

Yeah. Awesome BAD!!!!!!!
(Why it's so bad that it made me leave the -ly off of awesom....)

No really, I love it. Thankfully, I have a buddy who bought it on bluray so I can just borrow it from him at any time. If you think about it, it's kinda like the Ancient Alien Theory except in the future. The Annunaki came to earth and used humans to mine gold...exactly what this race does...

Battlefield Earth | RiffTrax (http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/battlefield-earth)

Yup: Vinnie Barbarino in a low-rent Klingon costume.
At some point in post production they should have spliced this into the soundtrack:
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It's about as rambling and disjointed as the rest of the film . . .

"It's not nice to be dissin' L. Ron Hubbard" . . .
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/eet-content/uploads/2013/05/kirstie-alley-slams-124904464-676x450.jpg
"So knock it off."

I stand by my opinion that, compared to "Battlefield Earth," the Ed Wood Klassic, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is "Citizen Kane".

Eraserhead... weird movie

I saw Eraserhead once. It caused permanent brain damage.
(Even thinking about it creeps me out. Almost as much as "Battlefield Earth". . .)

"Barbarella" was pretty bad. And I actually DID see that one in a theater.

I saw Eraserhead once. It caused permanent brain damage.
(Even thinking about it creeps me out. Almost as much as "Battlefield Earth". . .)

"Barbarella" was pretty bad. And I actually DID see that one in a theater.

You have to be kidding, RM. That was a fantastic movie and this scene is a classic and worth the price of admission by itself. I have no idea why Jane didn't win her first academy award with this one. :cool:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UoHkiBRxBo

Has anybody mentioned Ishtar?

Has anybody mentioned Ishtar?

Not necessary to mention. It's in a category of it's own.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned 'Gigli' but as lj posted, it too, is probably in its own category.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned 'Gigli' but as lj posted, it too, is probably in its own category.
LOL, I don't think that many saw that one in the theater. :D

LOL, I don't think that many saw that one in the theater. :D

Didn't it get pulled after only like a week or something?

So . . . Word on the street has it that they are planning a "sequel" to GIGLI and ISHTAR that will merge both films into one for re-release. The working title is I RIG GHASTLI. It will complete the trilogy of cinematic shame. I think it will be about Key Grips in the Italian movie industry. Probably it will feature a romp thorough Tuscany at some point. A Felliniesque romp except if Fellini was brain dead.

What about Bug with Ashley Judd? That movie was so bad it was actually enjoyable because of how bad it was.

Since someone was brave enough to admit to liking my "worst", I guess I'll fess up to enjoying some of the other movies listed. I actually liked The Wrestler, Blue Velvet, and Election quite a bit. I thought Reese Witherspoon was great as Tracy Flick in Election. She really made you dislike her. lol Some of the others I like as just pure brainless fun...Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure...Dude, Where's My Car? (worth watch just for the tatoo scene)...Elf...and Three Amigos. I think Blue Velvet is the only one of those I actually paid to see in a theater. The rest were just rentals.

Since someone was brave enough to admit to liking my "worst", I guess I'll fess up to enjoying some of the other movies listed. I actually liked The Wrestler, Blue Velvet, and Election quite a bit. I thought Reese Witherspoon was great as Tracy Flick in Election. She really made you dislike her. lol Some of the others I like as just pure brainless fun...Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure...Dude, Where's My Car? (worth watch just for the tatoo scene)...Elf...and Three Amigos. I think Blue Velvet is the only one of those I actually paid to see in a theater. The rest were just rentals.

Agreed! (One man's trash is another's treasure?)