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Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:44 AM
Found this awesome Facebook page and thought I would post some things time to time for people with a strange sense of humor who don't have or choose not have access to have Facebook.

My main source for this will be See More(a Facebook page). https://www.facebook.com/seewaymore?ref=stream&hc_location=stream

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:45 AM
Tea Shirt

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1375891_650764204971487_712842575_n.jpg

See More

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:47 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945218_650763581638216_532522396_n.png

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:48 AM
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Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:49 AM
This reminds me of something. . . just can't put my tongue on it ;)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1381655_650762851638289_1054508437_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:50 AM
Consuela is real!!!!!!

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1384313_650694091645165_399047200_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:51 AM
Anyone who plays Call of Duty should get this ;)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/562313_650648688316372_1870510629_n.jpg

RadicalModerate
10-22-2013, 08:52 AM
I don't get any of those . . . They must be too eccentric or sumpin'.

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:52 AM
In a Parallel Universe(I love these!!!!)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1410818_650447448336496_605555283_o.jpg

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:52 AM
If you ever get sad just look at this picture of a man with his onion

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1378576_650447275003180_1607194627_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 08:53 AM
I don't get any of those . . . They must be too eccentric or sumpin'.None? Nada??? Hopefully down the road I'll post some you can relate to ;)

RadicalModerate
10-22-2013, 08:57 AM
None? Nada??? Hopefully down the road I'll post some you can relate to ;)

"Moy brayn 'urts . . ."
http://manti.no.sapo.pt/my-brain-hurts.jpg

Plutonic Panda
10-22-2013, 09:07 AM
Ok, RadMod, was this how you learned to cuss????? Ol' boys be trussin and cussin

LEARNING TO CUSS
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".

WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios"..

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1238290_10202061901418610_928577669_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
10-23-2013, 01:19 AM
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Plutonic Panda
10-28-2013, 09:45 PM
From Email:

''In England's schools today......................
Registry on the first day back at school in Birmingham , ENGLAND ..
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-
"Mustafa Al EZheri?" "Here"
"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here"
"Ali Son al En” - silence in the classroom.

"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.

The teacher repeated the call.
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher.
I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen''

Plutonic Panda
10-28-2013, 10:10 PM
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1380002_248293515341532_893153315_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
10-28-2013, 10:14 PM
Your Dictator's Hanging Out

http://2.images.tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/10/KimJongChillin.jpg

From Tosh.o blog: Your Dictator's Hanging Out | Tosh.0 Blog (http://on.cc.com/16FwbLD)

RadicalModerate
10-28-2013, 10:15 PM
(my favorite cartoon EVER =)
http://mashandpeace.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/spiderlarsen.png

OKCisOK4me
10-28-2013, 10:48 PM
Farside comics were the best!

RadicalModerate
10-28-2013, 11:01 PM
Farside comics were the best!

I agree without reservation.
They, that is Gary Larson's Cultural Observations, established a benchmark of Oddness in the field of Humor that others can only aspire to.
(or is that, "to which others can only aspire"? =)

I should know the answer to that question on account of I attended The Midvale School for The Gifted. =)

Here's another one of my favorites. I liked it even before I became a Hobby Cook. =)
http://www.madedition.com/wp-content/uploads/Boneless-Chicken-Ranch-Far-Side.jpg


A Little Contribution to The Cause . . .
"Organic Chicken? Of course I want Organic Chicken.
I certainly don't want INorganic Chicken . . . like made out of rocks or sumpin'."

zookeeper
10-28-2013, 11:55 PM
The ice cream cones in the parallel universe eating kids at the "Children" stand was hilarious. And I'm with ya, alternate reality jokes are the best! Thanks, Panda.

Plutonic Panda
10-29-2013, 12:08 AM
Haha no worries, I'll be posting some more of those a little later. There are some really good ones that I have yet to post!

A few might be a bit disturbing though...

Plutonic Panda
10-31-2013, 12:19 AM
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1381962_249370551900495_547062621_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
11-06-2013, 08:06 PM
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1450937_392303424206632_616091374_n.jpg

This is soooooo true though!

Plutonic Panda
11-06-2013, 08:08 PM
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Plutonic Panda
11-06-2013, 08:10 PM
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke

Mel
11-06-2013, 09:05 PM
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Plutonic Panda
11-09-2013, 12:00 AM
http://screen.yahoo.com/flip-side/flip-side-generations-030000740.html

Stan Silliman
11-09-2013, 11:09 AM
Can I put any of my stuff in here?

4986

Stan Silliman
11-09-2013, 11:12 AM
I guess I need how to make the images bigger. Someday?

4987

Stan Silliman
11-09-2013, 11:27 AM
http://www.comedyempirepress.com/019SillyZyklg.jpg

Plutonic Panda
11-21-2013, 10:03 AM
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1459826_758608110853762_1328921317_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
11-21-2013, 10:05 AM
I guess I need how to make the images bigger. Someday?


insert image adress here so it should look something like this

[img]https://smittyMcjunkweedyhewasnumber1/1459826_758608110853762_1328921317_n.jpg [ /img] but there is no spacing between the slash

Stan Silliman
11-27-2013, 12:27 AM
http://www.comedyempirepress.com/019SillyZyklg.jpg

http://www.comedyempirepress.com/019SillyZyklg.jpg

Stan Silliman
11-27-2013, 12:30 AM
I guess I need how to make the images bigger. Someday?

4987

http://www.comedyempirepress.com/022SillyZyklg.jpg

Stan Silliman
11-27-2013, 12:35 AM
http://comedyempirepress.com/023SillyZyklg.jpg

Plutonic Panda
11-27-2013, 12:49 AM
Hey man, glad you figured it out!!!!!! Works well, yes? :)

Stan Silliman
11-27-2013, 09:25 AM
Hey man, glad you figured it out!!!!!! Works well, yes? :)

Thanks very much.

kevinpate
11-27-2013, 12:51 PM
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Stan Silliman
11-29-2013, 04:02 PM
Something your mom warned you about.

http://comedyempirepress.com/SilliZyk5pic.jpg

Mel
11-29-2013, 06:18 PM
5123

Stan Silliman
12-01-2013, 05:47 PM
This joke sets up a forthcoming cartoon:

http://comedyempirepress.com/004NewsDDlg.jpg

Stan Silliman
12-01-2013, 05:51 PM
Now, you have to remember Marv was into kinky stuff.
One lady accused him of excessive back biting:

http://comedyempirepress.com/020SillyZyklg.jpg

Plutonic Panda
12-07-2013, 04:45 PM
In a Parallel Universe
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1486763_718048664882814_1821042195_n.jpg

Plutonic Panda
12-09-2013, 07:35 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/F7aOoAk.gif

Jeepnokc
12-09-2013, 07:54 PM
I recognize that tube stop. It is in London. I notice it last week as the long skinny staircase down the middle was a new design for them since the last time I was there.

Plutonic Panda
12-09-2013, 08:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7tSSN2fHc

Plutonic Panda
12-09-2013, 08:59 PM
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Prunepicker
12-09-2013, 09:35 PM
I'm glad I'm not a real man... at least in that sense. OY!

Prunepicker
12-09-2013, 09:53 PM
I was an ardent fan of Mad Magazine in the 50's and 60's. I have no
idea why my parents allowed me to have subscriptions. Maybe because
it encouraged me to read. Mad was intellectually challenging in many
respects. If you didn't have a grasp of Classical Literature you were
at a disadvantage in many respects.

At any rate, I loved the silly songs that were written to popular or well
known tunes. Another genre in which one needed to be well versed.

One of my faves, and I think of it often.

Sung to the Air Force Song

Off we go into the bargain section
Running wild over the place
There's a clerk coming in our direction
Onward girls! Stomp on his face!

There's a dress that we can all fight over
Grab it, girls! Do not delay!
We'll pull till it's
All torn to bits
Nothing can stop us shoppers today!

Plutonic Panda
12-10-2013, 12:39 AM
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Plutonic Panda
12-10-2013, 09:53 AM
Is this our future ? lol

http://www.damnlol.com/i/97954f64a049a9fef98a0cf59f7b1108.jpg

RadicalModerate
12-10-2013, 10:23 AM
That is the next generation of Segways. The difference is, that they take you where they want you to go and you can't stop and get off.

Plutonic Panda
12-10-2013, 10:50 AM
This is kind of humorous yet serious at the same time.


The notorious YouTube prankster teamed up with Jim Clark to play an elaborate joke on a man who has been charged with five DUIs. After the mark, identified only as Dennis, allegedly became intoxicated and passed out in his truck, Mabe and Clark transported the man to an office that was set up to look like a hospital room. When Dennis woke up, a doctor played by Clark informed him that he had been in a coma for 10 years. Then Mabe came in, dressed as a doctor and disguised by a surgical face mask, to check on his friend. After asking Dennis if he could feel his feet and legs, Mabe began slapping him in the face!

Here is the article from Yahoo: Friends Pull Prank to Teach Friend with Drunk-Driving Record a Lesson (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/friends-pull-prank-to-teach-friend-with-drunk-driving-record-a-lesson-191206047.html?vp=1)

Here is the actual YouTube video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvPPPc_UTs

Nick
12-10-2013, 11:40 AM
Is this our future ? lol

http://www.damnlol.com/i/97954f64a049a9fef98a0cf59f7b1108.jpg

Those. Look. Awesome!!!

Prunepicker
12-11-2013, 11:58 PM
This is pretty odd, if not true.

A Cowboy's Tombstone

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time
to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie to
you.

4. It's imortant to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with
you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other
or you could end up dead like me.

trousers
12-12-2013, 06:31 PM
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