View Full Version : Ariel Castro is dead in his Ohio cell...



SoonerQueen
09-03-2013, 10:26 PM
Convicted Cleveland Kidnapper and Rapist Ariel Castro Found Dead in Prison Cell | Cleveland Leader (http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/21288)

kevinpate
09-03-2013, 10:32 PM
a tear, a tear, a big wet .... oh, wait, no it's not. danged old sweaty hair anyhow.

RadicalModerate
09-03-2013, 10:36 PM
I guess it's true that into each life a little ray of sunshine must fall . . .

venture
09-03-2013, 10:37 PM
CNN story: Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro found hanging in his cell - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/04/justice/ariel-castro-cleveland-kidnapper-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

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Prunepicker
09-03-2013, 11:40 PM
Convicted Cleveland Kidnapper and Rapist Ariel Castro Found Dead in Prison Cell | Cleveland Leader (http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/21288)
I was getting ready to post this but saw yours.

ABC has a video with the incredibly hot Diane Sawyer reporting.

From ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/US/cleveland-kidnapper-ariel-castro-committed-suicide-state-prison/story?id=20149818)

Roger S
09-04-2013, 07:31 AM
CNN story: Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro found hanging in his cell - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/04/justice/ariel-castro-cleveland-kidnapper-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

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My exact thoughts!

Personally I think every prison cell should be equipped with a noose in the corner so these people that don't like to live within the rules of society can voluntarily choose to remove themselves from it and put those tax dollars to better use.

kwhey
09-04-2013, 07:39 AM
4348

Achilleslastand
09-04-2013, 10:28 AM
I guess we can say he completed his sentence in record time.

Just the facts
09-04-2013, 10:45 AM
My exact thoughts!

Personally I think every prison cell should be equipped with a noose in the corner so these people that don't like to live within the rules of society can voluntarily choose to remove themselves from it and put those tax dollars to better use.

That is not a bad idea.

RadicalModerate
09-04-2013, 11:42 AM
Maybe Crosby, Stills, Nash (and Young) could write a song about this with the hook line: "One Dead in O-hi-o" . . .
(or, perhaps, Al Yankovic . . ? Rush Limbaugh's old Comedy Skit Writing Team . . ?)

Breaking News:
Initial follow-up reports indicate that it is only a rumor based upon speculation that the attempts by prison officials to resusitate Mr. Castro involved attaching these to the cuffs of his pants and/or back pockets . . .
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRn5AVFaf6MpBkmnZKmXxrrxGHYtfjN dcHX0vFbDdevO7hhR6EBXN-ZA

OKCisOK4me
09-04-2013, 11:56 PM
That is not a bad idea.

I second this and motion for a full vote by the American public!