View Full Version : Tulsa man arrested after woman spots him in toilet, police say



Achilleslastand
07-11-2013, 12:56 AM
Tulsa man arrested after woman spots him in toilet, police say - Oklahoma City - OKC - KOCO.com (http://www.koco.com/news/oklahomanews/around-oklahoma/tulsa-man-arrested-after-woman-spots-him-in-toilet-police-say/-/12530084/20880864/-/7l9a8e/-/index.html)

A Tulsa man has been arrested on a peeping Tom complaint after police discovered him inside a septic tank beneath a women's bathroom at a Sand Springs water park.

Tulsa County Sheriff's Maj. Shannon Clark says 52-year-old Kenneth Enslow was arrested Sunday after authorities discovered him covered in human waste. A woman called police after she took her 7-year-old daughter to the bathroom and noticed a man looking up at her from inside the toilet.

Members of the Keystone Fire Department helped remove Enslow from the septic tank, sprayed him with a fire hose and transported him to a hospital for evaluation.

Clark says Enslow remained jailed Monday on a felony warrant from Okmulgee County Jail. Records do not indicate if he has an attorney.


The next time I go running or riding im holding it and will never look at a porta potty the same way again.

Plutonic Panda
07-11-2013, 05:11 AM
Urine a lot of trouble buddy lol

Also, he is in a sh*tty situation ;P

RadicalModerate
07-11-2013, 06:04 AM
I guess you could say that this guy was the opposite of pissed off.

kevinpate
07-11-2013, 06:49 AM
... will never look at a porta potty the same way again.

That's what he said.

Just the facts
07-12-2013, 03:59 PM
This guy is aware there is free porn on the internet right? Hiding in a septic tank is so pre-2000.

OKCisOK4me
07-12-2013, 04:28 PM
Saw this on the news on Monday. To use a pre-2000 term....totally grody!

Plutonic Panda
07-12-2013, 05:00 PM
This guy is aware there is free porn on the internet right? Hiding in a septic tank is so pre-2000.you can also order other people's pee from the Internet as well, if that was what he wanted

nighttrain12
07-12-2013, 05:27 PM
Too bad the lady didn't have a bad case of diarrhea when she went in there.

Snowman
07-12-2013, 06:26 PM
How to you ever get to the point getting (and staying) inside a septic tank is a plan? (I don't actually want to know)

Just the facts
07-12-2013, 06:59 PM
Too bad the lady didn't have a bad case of diarrhea when she went in there.

Most people I know who use public bathrooms like this are in an emergency situation - so you never know.

ljbab728
07-12-2013, 10:28 PM
There was a similar story on the news tonight about an arrest of a man at Will Rogers Park here. At least he had the sense not to go underneath. He was in a next door port-a-potty looking through a hole in the wall. A woman saw him after she entered the port-a-potty and called the police.

kevinpate
07-12-2013, 11:32 PM
I so wish this idiot's name was Winfred or Wynn. If anyone needed to be known as Winnie da Poo, it's this nut.

BlackmoreRulz
07-13-2013, 07:57 AM
Too bad the lady didn't have a bad case of diarrhea when she went in there.

I think that is what the guy was hoping for.........................

RadicalModerate
07-13-2013, 08:25 AM
"But, Officer, I was only in there because . . .
a. . . . I lost my watch.
b. . . . I lost my wallet.
c. . . . I lost my wedding ring.
d. . . . I was attempting to hide from a threatening young thug in a hoodie prowing the premises.
d. . . . I was trying to recreate that episode of The X-Files involving the Fluke Man."

(officer: "you got to be sh*ttin' me . . .")

PennyQuilts
07-13-2013, 10:20 AM
These people walk among us...

kevinpate
07-13-2013, 10:44 AM
These people walk among us...

And apparently, swim below as well.

RadicalModerate
07-13-2013, 11:12 AM
Occam's Razor: He was trying to unstop the drain.
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