View Full Version : If you thought our politicans were weird



kelroy55
06-18-2013, 12:17 PM
UK city council member claims to have fathered alien love child - Washington Times (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/18/uk-city-council-member-claims-have-fathered-alien-/)

RadicalModerate
06-18-2013, 01:44 PM
Mr. Parkes, who was a councillor in Hackney during the 1990s, claims he has had experiences with aliens since birth, and his “real mother” is a 9-foot green alien with eight fingers, the Northern Echo said. He said his experiences have not hindered his work.

Uh . . . Don't "non-alien" (human) mothers have eight fingers?

Larry OKC
06-18-2013, 02:31 PM
maybe he meant 10 digits total (8 fingers, 2 thumbs) or 8 fingers on each hand (presuming they have hands)???

RadicalModerate
06-18-2013, 03:10 PM
yes . . . that's possible, but, on the other hand, it could be two fingers on each of her four arms. couldn't it?
(didn't Monty Python used to direct many a jape at "Hackney"?)

Larry OKC
06-18-2013, 03:37 PM
" ... on the other hand..."
i saw what you did there.;)

OKCisOK4me
06-18-2013, 04:02 PM
Dr. Who has gotten into his head...

Larry OKC
06-19-2013, 12:36 PM
I'm not sure "Who" all is in RadMods head at times but just going by what we see posted it most be entertaining as all get out.:hobbes:

RadicalModerate
06-19-2013, 03:33 PM
I'm beginning to lean in the direction of one finger (along with an opposable thumb) on each of eight arms: The Original OctoMom.

(If you think Dr. Who is a bit strange, you oughta see Drs. What, Where, When and Wye =).