View Full Version : Authorities: Oklahoma man may have spontaneously combusted



BBatesokc
02-19-2013, 01:46 PM
Seriously...... Authorities: Oklahoma man may have spontaneously combusted - Oklahoma City - OKC - KOCO.com (http://www.koco.com/news/oklahomanews/around-oklahoma/Authorities-Oklahoma-man-may-have-spontaneously-combusted/-/12530084/18982538/-/osjc9/-/index.html?source=koco)

kelroy55
02-19-2013, 01:52 PM
I saw that on the news last night....

kevinpate
02-19-2013, 02:00 PM
Holy H2O on a Vampire Batman!
Indeed Boy Wonder, indeed. Or perhaps too much 'shine and a not so Lucky Strike

Roger S
02-19-2013, 02:09 PM
Did anyone check to see if he was a Tibetan monk? I've seen a few of them spontaneously combust on the news.

Achilleslastand
02-19-2013, 02:20 PM
Haha.....Jeesh
Had to laugh at the top notch journalism/writing.

"Officials say the fire may have been caused by spontaneous human combustion. When that occurs, a fire burns from inside a person".

Bunty
02-20-2013, 01:21 AM
Maybe the guy was drinking and smoking too much.

RadicalModerate
02-20-2013, 07:10 AM
"an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure . . ."
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Plutonic Panda
02-20-2013, 04:29 PM
Maybe the guy was drinking and smoking too much.That's what I was thinning. Cigarettes (lighters) + alcohol = Fire????? Noooooo way. lol

RadicalModerate
02-21-2013, 10:33 AM
When I was in elementary school, one of my friends had a collection of paperback books dealing with various oddities and mysteries and such. (i think he was also an Arch Oobler fan . . . of course all of this was in the daze of graphic National Enquirer Covers and long before Google and The Internet and Wikipedia so i can't be sure).

One of those books had a whole section regarding "Spontaneous Human Combustion" replete with some grainy, yet graphic, photos from way back in the '30s and '40s.

It was one of the scariest parts of the book. To a ten year old.

Who would have thought that KOCO would "necro" all of those buried, childhood memories . . . and get me to thinning about them?
(is this zombie mind-control? or techno-vampirism? =)