View Full Version : Things God won't ask

04-27-2005, 04:09 PM

1..God won't ask what kind of car you drove.
He'll ask how many people you drove who
didn't have transportation.

2...God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed
into your home.

3...God won't ask about the clothes you had in
your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4...God won't ask what your highest salary was.
He'll ask if you compromised your character to
obtain it.

5...God won't ask what your job title was. He'll
ask if you performed your job to the best of our

6...God won't ask how many friends you had. He'll
ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7...God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8...God won't ask about the color of your skin,
He'll ask about the content of your character.

9...God won't ask why it took you so long to seek
Salvation. He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven,
and not to the gates of Hell.

04-27-2005, 11:14 PM
God wont ask anything. He already knows.

He also knows whether I paid my thighes, and he knows whether my pastor checked on me when I stopped attending church on a regular basis......He also knows if the pastor checked on folks who's thighes were several times larger than mine and stopped attending.

I know too.

05-02-2005, 04:22 PM
From a Steve Martin Routine:

"What?! I never used your name in vain!"
"Oh, you know how many times? It probably wasn't that much."
"A-Million-Six!!! Jesus Ch.."