As one who tends to investigate almost all conspiracy theories, and even to find that a few might have some basis in fact (after all, this is the state where a governor was sent to federal prison for conspiring with himself), I'm wondering why nobody has exposed the biggest conspiracy theory of all: That shadowy group always in the background that keeps coming up with brand new theories of conspiracy in low as well as high places. Did Garth Brooks and Toby Keith conspire to have friends in both? Did those friends meet on the grassy knoll across from the old OPubCo building? Did "The Skipper" maintain dossiers on everyone in Oklahoma?

For that matter, could I be one of those shadowy conspirators?

Absolutely.
It goes without saying.
(Toby Keith and Garth Brooks both received an invitation to Bohemian Grove. Via The Post Office!)

Shhhhh..... =)

Bohemian Grove? Is that where 2Pac & Biggie reside?!

Google it . . . (If you dare . . . =)

Point of Order: 2Pac was renamed 1Pac (after his unfortunate encounter with a well targeted bullet, earlier in his career) and Biggie refused to wear a beret, play bongos, or worship Owl Statues in the woods and was therefore declared Non-Bohemian material. Just a Smalls slice of history . . . Sort of like that goofy Ogle thing about the Klan tonight promises to be.

Radical, you're weird and my previous post was satirical bc the thread is conspiracies...SMH

I can't believe you spoke of this... now we are ALL in danger...

:eek:

=) Thank you! (for the recognition of "weirdness")

(But why, in your satire, did you refer to "Bohemian Grove" instead of to "The Grassy Knoll"? . . . Hmmm?
Is it to set up a Straw Man to throw investigators off track? =)

Why do you speak in riddles?

I know what the grassy knoll is... I do own a conspiracies book, but one does not need to own such a book to not know about the grassy knoll, lol.

Speaking in riddles is part of the code . . .
(Duh . . . You know, the whole conspiracy thing . . . =)

Similar to having a LOA Decoder Ring without having to buy the Ovaltine . . .
(wink, wink, nudge, nudge . . .)

BTW: You may THINK you know what "the grassy knoll" is, but have you ever actually SEEN it?
Chances are the answer is NO. Not KNOW, but NO. =)

Two Good Conspiracy Books:
Six Seconds in Dallas (Josh somebody or other) (includes Grassy Knowl)
Them: Jon Ronson. (i can't say more than that)

P.S.: Never, ever admit to owning "a conspiracy book".
(Just sayin') . . .
And, above all else--or below all else, depending upon your perspective--do not open this link or check out the book at The Library--because it makes the connection between the so-called Postal Service and everything else.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crying_of_Lot_49

Unfortunately, I read "The Illuminati Trilogy" out of sequence . . .
So . . . as Kurt V said, back in the day . . . it goes . . . =)

P.S.: Never, ever admit to owning "a conspiracy book".
(Just sayin') . . .

It makes for quite an interesting toilet book...

My new favorite song with several consipracy theory references.

KCSA7kKNu2Y

I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

I think it's about I Love This Bar & Grill

I think it's about I Love This Bar & Grill

Oh...Meow I get it.

*stomps on red Solo cup*

I think it's about I Love This Bar & Grill

It could very well be about the AHBA...

It makes for quite an interesting toilet book...

Unless, of course, you happen to be reading your "toilet 'conspiracy book'" within the bowels of . . . INTEGRIS (!!!!)

BTW . . .
Code for:
"I Know Exactly What This Thread is About"
Is "I Have No Idea What This Thread is About" . . . =)


WTB:
Al Yankovic is The Queen Bee of The Illuminati.
Has been for as long as I can remember.
Believe it or not.

Lol

Al Yankovic is The Queen Bee of The Illuminati.
Has been for as long as I can remember.
Believe it or not.

He is also a 3rd degree Mason - which is why he is in the background of National Treasure 4 times (once at the National Archives party, once at the Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia when she is hiding from her ex-husband, on the deck of the aircraft carrier, and as a visitor at Independence Hall).

Now I want to watch the movies again!

Red Solo Cup !!!

Now I want to watch the movies again!

Word of caution - don't believe everything you read on the conspiracy theory thread.

...or can you?

i heard the show decoded, on the history channel, is doing an episode on okctalk.