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Thunder
09-26-2011, 10:58 PM
Are you afraid to die?

What kind of death do you prefer?

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1. Hell yeah.
2. None of the above. If I must...maybe in sleep, but would like an advance warning.

OKCisOK4me
09-26-2011, 11:03 PM
Trick question. At 33, do I want to die? No, I want a long life. Does that mean I'm afraid to die? I don't think so. I think it means I want more life whether its good or bad.

How do I want to go out?

Old age, in my sleep.
If young, with everyone else due to either nuclear blast/holocaust or the biggest baddest meteorite to hit the earth and kill everything at the same time!

Bill Robertson
09-27-2011, 06:20 AM
Not one little bit afraid.

Go to sleep one night and not wake up.

HewenttoJared
09-27-2011, 07:12 AM
I'm excited as hell about it. I'll still avoid it because theres a lot to learn and see here, but an end to the REAL questions? How is anyone scared of that?

If it's blackness that awaits us, then so what? If it's something then a great many puzzling questions will be answered. Either way it's not something that I would fear.


I don't really care how I go as long as it doesn't trouble my family or friends too much.

Roadhawg
09-27-2011, 07:50 AM
1. Not really but in no hurry
2. Screaming like the rest of the people in my car

Martin
09-27-2011, 07:56 AM
Screaming like the rest of the people in my car

this is one of my favorite jokes of all time. -M

kevinpate
09-27-2011, 07:57 AM
nm,

sacolton
09-27-2011, 08:04 AM
Not afraid.

After an intense orgasm in bed with six sexy women.

OKCTalker
09-27-2011, 09:32 AM
???

FRISKY
09-27-2011, 11:01 AM
I'm going to live forever.

So far...so good!

MDot
09-27-2011, 11:04 AM
Not afraid.

After an intense orgasm in bed with six sexy women.

Dang dude, that's pretty hardcore. Rock on.

Jesseda
09-27-2011, 11:08 AM
unfortunitly I can not answer the questions, see I am a vampire, have been for 236 years and 3 months, but i am scared of getting a splinter, people who carry pencils, toothpics, who have garlic breath and martha stewart..

MDot
09-27-2011, 11:12 AM
unfortunitly I can not answer the questions, see I am a vampire, have been for 236 years and 3 months, but i am scared of getting a splinter, people who carry pencils, toothpics, who have garlic breath and martha stewart..

You and my cousin are very similiar. Except he is a werewolf as well as a vampire.

Thunder
09-27-2011, 11:20 AM
I wonder what am I?

MDot
09-27-2011, 11:23 AM
I wonder what am I?

You're a mermaid.

Thunder
09-27-2011, 11:45 AM
You're a mermaid.

Awww. Venture, come fish me out of the sea. I got a fin waiting for you. ;-)

sheboner
09-27-2011, 02:01 PM
Thunder, you are sheer entertainment. I read these threads just to see what you will say next.

PennyQuilts
09-27-2011, 07:23 PM
This thread took a very funny - as in amusing - turn. Thanks!!!!

dmoor82
09-27-2011, 07:36 PM
Considering half of Americans will get some form of Cancer in thier lifetime,I might go out that way but I really dont want to edure that pain,so in my sleep and in my 80's or 90's will do!I would like to check off some bucket list type things first!

MDot
09-27-2011, 07:51 PM
Thunder knows how I want to die. I want to be eatin alive by either Bigfoot or a Chupacabra.

Thunder
09-27-2011, 07:55 PM
On the topic of Death... Got a new topic started.

dmoor82
09-27-2011, 08:02 PM
Wow,you sure do start alot of threads Thunder!I do enjoy reading your threads and posts',it makes me laugh and sometimes even think!

MDot
09-27-2011, 08:03 PM
Wow,you sure do start alot of threads Thunder!I do enjoy reading your threads and posts',it makes me laugh and sometimes even think!

He starts like 10 a day and I read them all. In fact, I just read his new one about Michael Jackson.

dmoor82
09-27-2011, 08:06 PM
He starts like 10 a day and I read them all. In fact, I just read his new one about Michael Jackson.

Uhhh yeah,I searched all his "threads started" and he almost has nine full pages of fun!lol

MDot
09-27-2011, 08:31 PM
Uhhh yeah,I searched all his "threads started" and he almost has nine full pages of fun!lol

It makes my day to come on here and see what kind of stuff he's posted cause it's always something far fetched. Lol

Thunder
09-27-2011, 08:34 PM
If I were to die tomorrow, it will probably be of suffocation when I'm inside a huge bag filled with popcorn waiting for Metro to eat me.

MDot
09-27-2011, 08:35 PM
If I were to die tomorrow, it will probably be of suffocation when I'm inside a huge bag filled with popcorn waiting for Metro to eat me.

Only you would die that way bro.

Thunder
09-27-2011, 08:39 PM
Lets hope he like the buttered nuts. LOL

MDot
09-27-2011, 08:41 PM
Lets hope he like the buttered nuts. LOL

You should ask him just to be sure you don't butter your nuts for no reason. :-)

Thunder
09-27-2011, 08:41 PM
On a serious note, MDoT, did you know that Metro was my biggest critic of my previous business selling palm tree decors and lucky bamboo arrangements? He was the only one to never take it seriously. LOL I wonder what he think of my new business venture...selling fish and supplies. If he don't like it, his death will be full of *ahem* fish.

MDot
09-27-2011, 08:47 PM
On a serious note, MDoT, did you know that Metro was my biggest critic of my previous business selling palm tree decors and lucky bamboo arrangements? He was the only one to never take it seriously. LOL I wonder what he think of my new business venture...selling fish and supplies. If he don't like it, his death will be full of *ahem* fish.

What type of fish will his death be full of?

Thunder
09-27-2011, 09:03 PM
What type of fish will his death be full of?

How about Goldfish? They're bigger and more chubby. Long fins, too!

MDot
09-27-2011, 09:05 PM
How about Goldfish? They're bigger and more chubby. Long fins, too!

If I was metro I'd start taking you seriously.

Oh GAWD the Smell!
10-05-2011, 05:33 AM
I'd like to be eaten by a grue.

USG'60
10-05-2011, 06:18 AM
Oh Lordy, look who's back.

PennyQuilts
10-05-2011, 06:26 AM
I'd like to be eaten by a grue.

OMG, where have you been? Nice to see you.

Oh GAWD the Smell!
10-05-2011, 06:42 AM
I poke my head in from time to time....But mostly? Had a baby. He's a hungry hoss that occupies most of my free time.

And thanks :)

Thunder
10-05-2011, 09:06 AM
Wow, he's back. I remember that avi. You had a baby? Must be the 2nd male on the planet to carry child. :-O

MDot
10-05-2011, 09:20 AM
Wow, he's back. I remember that avi. You had a baby? Must be the 2nd male on the planet to carry child. :-O

You were the first?

Thunder
10-05-2011, 09:43 AM
You were the first?

No. We really do have a man that were pregnant. Google is your best friend. :-)

To think of that... all the times I've been -censored-, never once did I ever become pregnant. :-O

PennyQuilts
10-05-2011, 09:44 AM
I poke my head in from time to time....But mostly? Had a baby. He's a hungry hoss that occupies most of my free time.

And thanks :)

Congratulations - when did Junior arrive? My first grandbaby showed up in early February and I am all spastic for babies, these days.

Oh GAWD the Smell!
10-05-2011, 09:26 PM
Thanks! :) He was born in late February. He's now 7 months old, and when we buy 18 month old clothes for him...They're too small. Like I said...HOSS.

MDot
10-05-2011, 10:46 PM
No. We really do have a man that were pregnant. Google is your best friend. :-)

To think of that... all the times I've been -censored-, never once did I ever become pregnant. :-O

I'm blushing dude. :whiteflag: