http://video.aol.com/video/women-hid-stolen-items-in-odd-place/3880988708

So, we had the underwear lady (she was wearing a bra, too) and now we have fat ladies stealing in Edmond.

Fat Ladies + Edmond = Stolen Goodies

I suspect they got their inspiration from watching the meat-stealing scam used by Divine in the movie..."Pink Flamingos"...

You sure have a suspicious list of John Waters references. Someone should investigate the cards in your wallet.

You sure have a suspicious list of John Waters references. Someone should investigate the cards in your wallet.

I think John Waters makes hilarious movies...you remind me of Raymond Marble...has your couch rejected you lately?

The cards in my wallet are only those that list various medical conditions and artificial implants within me to assist those who must deal with my remains...no excitement in an old man's wallet...the days of most interesting intrigues are far behind me...

It had to happen somewhere.