You stop to take a family photo with the tornado.


http://www.widespread.com/store/catalog/tornado.jpg

When someone refers to the current season, you have no idea if they mean spring, summer, fall, winter or FOOTBALL!!


http://equinescience.colostate.edu/spring.jpg

http://www.latesttraveloffers.com/images/cruise/i352_canada_Falling_leaves.jpg
http://t3.preservice.org/T0300768/soellerhaus-winter.jpg
http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2003_Fall/103103/pix/FootballPg1_1.jpg

You think an estate is a mobile home in the center of five acres of land with no trees, a pack of dogs in the yard, and an old car up on blocks.

You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-08/12/xin_100801130036921182936.jpg

Someone asks you your religion and you say "The Sooners."

A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F150 4x4 is.
http://choirboy.smugmug.com/photos/3997618-Th.jpg

you are "fixin' ' to do something.

You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
http://images.fanbuzz.com/images/thumbs/144x144/NAS-PEWBUCK-001.jpg

Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it .
http://www.aaronrvrent.com/images/toy_hauler_outside3_small.jpg

You know you're an Okie when........

You order Fried Catfish, Fried Okra, Biscuits with Butter and a Diet Dr. Pepper the first day of your new diet plan.

(protein, vegetables, fiber, and caffeine? What's so wrong with that ?!)