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I will not stand for that, or sit down.

It's not that hard or, that easy, if you really apply yourself.

I won't stand for this anymore!!

Is it further to Dallas or by bus? :busterbun:demonslay:busterbun:demonslay:053:

Take it laying down, would ya?

Chickens LAY, people LIE, you crazy chicken. :irule: Opps, I mean :053:

Let me give you a hand with that...
:congrats:

Was Mork real? Naanu naanu. :kicking:

is USG '60 real?

Am I real?

Will Pepto Bismal really bond with rebar?

This reminds me of that one time...

I find cyberspace rather surreal. :tiphat:

If at first you don't succeed, reload!

Well, according to MY grandpa, it is: If at first you don't succeed, just keep on suckin' 'til you DO suck seed. Get it? wink wink. Gramps was a dose, weren't he?

Am I the only one with man boobs?

Am I the only one with man boobs?

No, I've got 'em too...:sofa:

I thougt Lauri was a girl's name. Can a girl have man boobs?

I thougt Lauri was a girl's name. Can a girl have man boobs?

Sure, she would just keep them in a jar in a freezer, right next to ... oh, you get the idea.

Sure, she would just keep them in a jar in a freezer, right next to ... oh, you get the idea.

Busted! (hiding jar in box of waffles...)

ooga chaka ooga chaka...just can't stop the feeling...

No, I've got 'em too...:sofa:

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Hey-oh!!

Honey, I have got to go the store and buy some new thread for my sewing machine!!

We're beating this dead horse half to death.:numchucks

We're beating this dead horse half to death.:numchucks

Like this?

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More or less like that, but where's the horse blood. I need me some horse blood in my half-dead horse pictures.

if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt

Be that as it may...

What is the line, "Hark, hark the lark" from? I need to know for some odd reason.

Naughty but nice...

Hark Hark the Lark (http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/172300.html)

Hark, hark! the lark at heaven's gate sings
Meaning

In Shakespeare's Cymbeline, Cloten uses lewd language to talk about Cymbeline. In an attempt to use musicians to court her, he calls on them to play 'a wonderful sweet air'. The hark, hark!... line is chosen to represent sweetness and refinement, as a counterpoint to the previous crudities.

Origin

From Shakespeare's Cymbeline, 1611:

CLOTEN: I would this music would come: I am advised to give
her music o' mornings; they say it will penetrate.

[Enter Musicians]

Come on; tune: if you can penetrate her with your
fingering, so; we'll try with tongue too: if none
will do, let her remain; but I'll never give o'er.
First, a very excellent good-conceited thing;
after, a wonderful sweet air, with admirable rich
words to it: and then let her consider.

[Song]

Hark, hark! the lark at heaven's gate sings,
And Phoebus 'gins arise,
His steeds to water at those springs
On chaliced flowers that lies;
And winking Mary-buds begin
To ope their golden eyes:
With every thing that pretty is,
My lady sweet, arise:
Arise, arise.

etc, etc...

WHOA. THAT was great. Ask a silly question on a silly thread and get a bonified, legitimate answer. Too good. :congrats::yourock:

Next question then: Was dum de dum dum written for Dragnet or was it from a previous, perhaps classical. piece of music? One HAS to wonder, ya know.

I like the new avatar usg.

if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt

Reminds me of another version

Were if's and but's candies and nuts, what a Christmas it would be,
and if all the frogs had 45's, the snakes would hide in trees.

I think I'm just going to spam this whole thread...


anwy2MPT5RE

A hijack of THIS thread (?), THAT'S an interesting concept. :ohno:

SPAM is just MAPS backward. How ironic. :omg:

And Ashtray is just pig (dog?) latin for Trash. Life is interesting if you pay attention to the really important details like THAT. Now... give me a hand. :congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats:

I said A hand, not four. Calm down, everyone.

WHOA. THAT was great. Ask a silly question on a silly thread and get a bonified, legitimate answer. Too good. :congrats::yourock:

Next question then: Was dum de dum dum written for Dragnet or was it from a previous, perhaps classical. piece of music? One HAS to wonder, ya know.

I'd say "bonified" is an appropriate adjective for the Shakespearian verse quoted.

Few people realize it, but old Bill S. was quite a lewd fellow. Sometimes he's not as graphic, so you have to go deeper for the meaning.

And for your other question, from Wikipedia:

"Dragnet" is an instrumental theme from the radio and television show of the same name. It was composed by Walter Schumann for the radio show, and was also used on the subsequent television series and later syndication of the TV series under the name "Badge 714." The theme is in two parts -- an opening signature "Main Title" (the ominous "Dum - - - de - DUM - DUM") and the "Dragnet March" used over the end credits.

A 1953 recording by the Ray Anthony band that combined the "Main Title" and "Dragnet March" became a popular music chart hit (reaching #2 on the Billboard chart).

Wikipedia link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragnet_(theme_music))

I love Google! Beats the hell out of Boolean searches

That's it...can't let this die....


O_Sx40qhLqI

What a resurection. :LolLolLol

Necro

I thought my brood was dead.

I thought my brood was dead.

...and like a phoenix...


I can't let the best thread on here go out like that...just needed inspiration...

Praise the lord and pass the ammo!!

Just remember...


Af1OxkFOK18

Every time I see a white van on the road, I think of the Devon Tower.

Every time I see a tower, I think of a white van.

Every time someone says "van" I think of a river...

every time someone says "river" I run through it

I live in a "van" down by the "river".

I lost my baby down by the river in 70's van. Probably because he is 10 years younger. :053:

Everytime someone says VAN I think of the dead bodies in the back of mine. Um, did I just take this a little too far?

Everytime someone says VAN I think of the dead bodies in the back of mine. Um, did I just take this a little too far? Maybe..

I lost my baby down by the river in 70's van. Probably because he is 10 years younger. :053: I respect my elders.

I'm an old whippersnapper and you're a young coot.

I'm an old whippersnapper and you're a young coot.

What is a coot? Does it produce cooties?

What is a whippersnapper? Could it snap the whip and hit a cootie?

These are important questions that need to be answered.

Do it for the children
Do it for future generations
Do it for the Gipper

I'LL tell you how you will know when you are old. When you have done something that requires some agility and you over hear someone speaking to another and you hear the SPRY. DO NOT call me spry .....EVER. :fighting2

:LolLolLol:LolLolLol:LolLolLol:LolLolLol:LolLolLol :LolLolLol:LolLolLol:LolLolLol

I live in a "van" down by the "river".

Well whataya know....Is it just me or is that Willie Shakespeare?

Down by the boardwalk

Heading to Las Vegas today - any good numbers to share?

Heading to Las Vegas today - any good numbers to share?7, 11 and 21 are usually good.

Do NOT seek the treasure.

The treasure seeks me - I have only to wait...

How about some day old Pi day pie???

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