View Full Version : Ugliest Car You Have Ever Seen



kd5ili
10-29-2009, 08:25 PM
I saw this while on another board, and...well words just can't describe this.

'78 DATSUN B210 W/ BODY KIT!!!!! (http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1443083037.html)

http://images.craigslist.org/3m83oc3le5O25Q05R99at1dc26b5a19711c13.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/3k43m03o55O55Qc5S99ate21be85d4d8e1ddc.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/3na3k43p85O05Qe5R09atecc1602a02591f48.jpg

So...go for it and see if you can top that....whatever it is.

-Chris-

jstanthrnme
10-29-2009, 08:49 PM
http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/183.jpg
Vehicles | www.peopleofwalmart.com (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?cat=4)

Any of those will give that one a run for its money!

DaveSkater
10-30-2009, 12:46 PM
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice19/DSC00001.jpg

Hundreds more at Anti-Rice.com (http://www.anti-rice.com/)

DaveSkater
10-30-2009, 12:48 PM
LOL This should be the forum's official TROLL indicator!
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/310.jpg

PennyQuilts
10-30-2009, 02:42 PM
http://www.suzannesquilts.com/photo_gallery_closeups/quilt_mobile1.htm

That's what I'm talking about.

DaveSkater
11-02-2009, 03:41 PM
I barfed out an eyeball....

smooth
11-02-2009, 04:02 PM
Ugliest car? Nissan Cube, Scion (the one that looks like a square box), and any other that looks that way. U-g-l-y!!!!

ultimatesooner
11-03-2009, 08:59 AM
there is an old cutlass or something all decked out in osu orange that cruises around nw okc

easily the ugliest car ever

kevinpate
11-03-2009, 09:13 AM
Suzanne's Quilt Shop Offering Quilting Supplies, Sewing Notions, Patterns, 100% Cotton Fabric, Quilt Kits - Quilt Car by Anne Fitts (http://www.suzannesquilts.com/photo_gallery_closeups/quilt_mobile1.htm)

That's what I'm talking about.

Could see you toolin' into a courthouse PL in that one :LolLolLol

PennyQuilts
11-03-2009, 09:41 AM
Could see you toolin' into a courthouse PL in that one :LolLolLol

The other lawyers would be GREEN!! GREEN, I tell ya!

And security would search me when I tried to enter the building.

mugofbeer
11-03-2009, 02:03 PM
Mine was the hand painted navy blue Toyota Corolla a kid next door to me in Denver had that had vulgar anti-Bush slogans hand-painted on the side that sat in the street every night as I was trying to sell my house. The homeowners association didn't have the backbone to cite the kid's dad for violations of the association bylaws so I had to have a certified letter from an attorney sent to both the association and to the dad to force them to remove the car.

dmoor82
11-07-2009, 05:42 AM
Ugliest car? Nissan Cube, Scion (the one that looks like a square box), and any other that looks that way. U-g-l-y!!!!

^^^^ cube for sure!!!and the old Rabbit's!!ooo and the 1st generation Toyota Tundras the back end and taillights are fugly!

stick47
11-07-2009, 08:44 AM
AMC Pacer

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/08/0824_uglycars/image/1pacer.jpg

smooth
11-07-2009, 08:50 AM
AMC Pacer

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/08/0824_uglycars/image/1pacer.jpg

We called the Pacer a pregnant Rambler.

dmoor82
11-07-2009, 09:44 AM
wasnt Wayne and Garth's car a Pacer!partyon!

stick47
11-07-2009, 03:16 PM
wasnt wayne and garth's car a pacer!partyon!

werd!

decepticobra
11-09-2009, 12:22 AM
Ugliest car? Nissan Cube, Scion (the one that looks like a square box), and any other that looks that way. U-g-l-y!!!!

honestly, pretty much any car that has came out in the last 10 years is pretty much "beautiful" because fashion-conscious american consumers demand that their vehicles look that way.

aero-dynamics aside, the way car manufacturers toil away countless hours drumming up ideas to design everything from the shapes of headlights, grills, taillights, console panels, and everything else in between is all due to strict demand by the american consumer who thinks the roads are a fashion show.

if we werent so darn fashion-conscious, cars would look far uglier than the scions, edges, cubes, and any other box shaped vehicle youre referring to.

not everyone drives a japanese car for reliability, some demand fashion and a certain level self-imposed prestige status, so came the advent of many luxury brands by nissan with their infiniti, toyota with their lexus, and honda with their acura to satisfy the insatiable automotive fetish of americans who relentlessly demand more in what they drive (and not just under the hood).
:artist:

decepticobra
11-09-2009, 12:35 AM
....by the way...i think this gets the pie for ugliest car, unless someones got something uglier

http://www.funk.co.nz/amu/images/ugly-car.jpg

kevinpate
11-09-2009, 06:56 AM
....by the way...i think this gets the pie for ugliest car, unless someones got something uglier

http://www.funk.co.nz/amu/images/ugly-car.jpg

Talk the the Hand!
(just remember, it's taking notes)

rondvu
11-09-2009, 01:54 PM
The AMC Matador was not exactly easy on the eyes either.

jstanthrnme
11-09-2009, 02:00 PM
I can't, for the life of me, remember where I saw it. But there was a chicken car somewhere here in the state. I want to say I saw it parked by a restaurant S of Enid, but it very well could have been here in OKC, or somewhere in NW Oklahoma. It was pretty strange. After I passed it, I considered going back by to take a picture, but decided against it. I wish I would have now.

stratosphere
11-10-2009, 03:27 PM
there is an old cutlass or something all decked out in osu orange that cruises around nw okc

easily the ugliest car ever

there is also a metallic green one rollin' on 24" wheels, it looks completely ghetto

RealJimbo
12-04-2009, 02:38 PM
Pontiac Aztek. Looks like a Vibe trying to take a dump.

ultimatesooner
12-04-2009, 03:39 PM
I can't, for the life of me, remember where I saw it. But there was a chicken car somewhere here in the state. I want to say I saw it parked by a restaurant S of Enid, but it very well could have been here in OKC, or somewhere in NW Oklahoma. It was pretty strange. After I passed it, I considered going back by to take a picture, but decided against it. I wish I would have now.

I saw an El Camino chicken car on NW Expressway once about 4-5 years ago

drum4no1
12-05-2009, 11:27 AM
there is also a metallic green one rollin' on 24" wheels, it looks completely ghetto

Ive seen that one on the Broadway Extension. I start laughing when I see it. Looks like a strong gust of wind could tip it over.

kevinpate
12-05-2009, 05:09 PM
there is also a metallic green one rollin' on 24" wheels, it looks completely ghetto

a metallic green cutlass? Someone lose a bet?

dmoor82
12-05-2009, 06:35 PM
I saw an El Camino chicken car on NW Expressway once about 4-5 years ago

^^^^ I think this is the Rooster's car! I see it twice a month on hwy-81 going towards Enid!

jstanthrnme
12-05-2009, 08:53 PM
^^^^ I think this is the Rooster's car! I see it twice a month on hwy-81 going towards Enid!

Aha! Thats what I what I was thinking of when I mentioned it earlier in the thread. After some google detective work, here is the car(from Hennesey):

http://roostershonkytonk.com/images/chicken_car/MVC-001S.JPG

decepticobra
12-06-2009, 07:01 AM
Pontiac Aztek. Looks like a Vibe trying to take a dump.

and you just cited two reasons why GM is dumping Pontiac altogether.

PennyQuilts
12-06-2009, 10:57 AM
I think we have a winner.

evh5150
12-06-2009, 12:19 PM
if theres any winner to be had in the auto industry its assuredly an asian auto manufacturer. every domestic maker is drowning in their own demise. id like to thank years of greedy UAW workers for their own monetary contributions to this dilemma. (sardonic) $25 an hour to snap together parts on an assembly line is ridiculous. ive met so many people who would do the same job better for less pay.

ronronnie1
12-06-2009, 09:25 PM
Pontiac Aztek (wordpress.com)
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h220/ronRonnie_2006/2003-pontiac-aztek.jpg

What were they thinking?

evh5150
12-07-2009, 06:53 AM
the aztec doesnt really look all "that bad". theres a slew of other vehicles out there that are far worse.

the transforming truck bed of the avalanche comes to mind.

jstanthrnme
01-06-2010, 08:52 PM
okay...this has got to be the perfect website for this thread:

You Drive What? | photos of funny cars, strange cars, weird cars, ugly cars, junk cars and cars that barely run! (http://www.youdrivewhat.com/)