View Full Version : Slogans from old TV commercials

02-03-2005, 06:56 AM
Something I always like to laugh at were some of the funny commercials from years ago. Some of you young pups may not remember some of these.

I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper; wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

Hey, how about a nice Hawaiin punch?

A is for apple, J is for Jacks. Cinnamon toasty Applejacks . . .

Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Krispies

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't."

Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize, that's what you get in Crackerjack.

Double your pleasure with Doublemint gum.

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar. There's nothing like it you'll ever see, a face as happy as it can be. There's nothing like the face of a kid when he's munching on the greatest taste around. Hershey's, the great American chocolate bar

Hotdogs, Armour hot dogs. What kinds of kids love Armour hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs, Armour hot dogs, the dogs kids love to bite. .

Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Ask any mermaid you happen to see, "What's the best tuna?" "Chicken of the Sea.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.

My baloney has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name; it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause Oscar-Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Plop plop, fizz fizz .

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Pardon me; do you have any Grey Poupon?

My dog's faster than your dog, my dog's bigger than yours. My dog's better 'cause he gets Ken-L Ration. My dog's better than yours.

When it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's on the label, label, label, you will like it, like it, like it on your table, table, table.

Tum, tum, tum, tum, Tums.

A little dab 'll do ya.

Oh, Fab, I'm glad, they put real borax in you.

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

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Let's see how many more we can think of.:Smiley112

02-03-2005, 09:23 AM
Follow your nose, It always knows!

02-03-2005, 09:27 AM
"satisfaction goes hand in hand with Dub Richardson Ford."

02-03-2005, 09:45 AM
"Hi! I'm Tom Parks down here at..."


02-03-2005, 05:00 PM
Hungry, Grab a snickers!!!

02-03-2005, 05:01 PM
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

02-04-2005, 10:32 AM
Some I remember . . .

That's Incredible! No, that's Southwest Ford

(sung) Jude and Jody and Sons! Furniture for everyone!

C'mon over to Peter Piper Pizza

02-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Satisfaction goes hand in hand with Dub. Richardson. Ford.

(It only works if you actually say it with the pauses indicated by the periods, I think.)

02-04-2005, 06:41 PM
Was it "Soundtrack's on the right track?" (Remember Linda Soundtrack? I think that was her name.)

02-04-2005, 06:43 PM
We got them far blazin' prawces at Mathis Brothers furniture.

02-04-2005, 11:33 PM
It's the bottom line everytime, Southwest Ford

Broadway Ford, where a deal's a real, and that's no bull.

02-05-2005, 01:24 AM
I'm sorry, but whenever I mention that I live in Oklahoma City while out of the state, people always start humming the B-C Clark... An-i-versary Sale! song. possibly what we are most known for, lol. Hey, atleast it isn't the Thunderbird Wild West Casino- A whola Lotta vegas And Gold Rush Fun! song.

02-05-2005, 05:53 PM
Two weeks ago, half a dozen of us sang the entire B. C. Clark jingle at Will's Coffee on Western.

Brought down the house, we did.

02-05-2005, 05:57 PM I'm Loving it!!!

02-05-2005, 05:58 PM
Hey Dave! You cut my cotton pickin' tie off!"

02-07-2005, 09:36 PM
"I'm goin on down to Norman town to buy myself a buick at Bob Bryce Buick Today"

"STEAK SANDWHICH SUPREME" The one that had the little kid dressed like an outlaw.

I will post more as they come too me.

02-08-2005, 08:41 AM
“A little dab’ll do ya”.......Brylcream

“Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.”

Ring around the collar……Wisk

Ruffles have Ridges

Takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’….Timex

It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature…..Promise Margarine

02-09-2005, 05:38 AM
"We love folks." Jude n' Jody

"Savor the flavor of a cup of Cains." Cains Coffee

"Go rollin' into Bolen... Bolen Oldsmobile."

"Fly the friendly skies" United Airlines

"Show us your Lark." Lark Cigerettes

02-10-2005, 12:14 AM
Bob Mill's Furniture..."The Working Man's Friend"

That's what it used to be...I guess he moved more upscale, because now it's you're home's best friend.

02-10-2005, 07:17 AM
"...And I helped!" Shake n' Bake

02-10-2005, 07:40 AM
"Be all that you can be..." (U.S.Army)

Mmn-mmm good (Campbell's soup)

02-10-2005, 07:48 AM
"Bet ya can't eat just one." Lays

"Melts in your mouth and not in your hands." M&M's

"I'm Cindy (or whomever). Fly me." National Airlines

02-13-2005, 01:45 AM
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!!

02-13-2005, 09:07 AM
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!!

"I'd walk a mile for a Camel."

"See the USA in a Chevrolet."

"Where's the beef!" Wendy's

"The few, the proud, the Marines."

"Leave it to Levitz"

02-19-2005, 07:35 PM
"Who's that kid with the Oreo cookie? Crunching all the crunchy chocolate, licking all of the creamy middle. There he is with his friends and O-R-E-O."

02-20-2005, 12:45 PM
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.
"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
"Always After My Lucky Charms--They're Magically Delicious!!"

02-21-2005, 06:31 PM
Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
"Follow the leader, he's on a Honda."

02-21-2005, 06:33 PM
"I didn't use my deodorant today and I may not tomorrow." Mitchum deodorant (Notice in the commercial he is alone... I wonder why?)

02-22-2005, 05:02 PM
"Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter, It's the peanut butter picky people pick."
(song) I am stuck on band-aids cause Band-aid stuck on me.

02-25-2005, 06:02 PM
"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing".
Wrigley's Spearmint Gum is Pure Chewing Satisfacton.

02-27-2005, 09:32 PM
Rug Doctor...steaming mad at dirt!

02-28-2005, 07:45 PM
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow meow meeow meow.........

"This is a good place for a Stick-Up".

03-05-2005, 03:32 PM
We love to fly,and it shows.

"Im a pepper, you're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too."

03-05-2005, 04:25 PM
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

Yes, it qualifies because they started using it in the late 80's. They've had a pretty good run with this one.

03-30-2005, 08:06 PM
"Please don't squeeze the Charmin"

03-30-2005, 10:18 PM
NOW !!! At Oklahoma Discount furniture. Cheaply made overpriced junk you would find at a garage sale.(mystery stains included) SE 29th and Sooner Rd. (Repeat 3x)

03-30-2005, 10:21 PM
NOW !!! At Oklahoma Discount furniture. Cheaply made overpriced junk you would find at a garage sale.(mystery stains included) SE 29th and Sooner Rd. (Repeat 3x)

No. Actually, a garage sale has better quality junk.

03-30-2005, 10:49 PM
ROFLMAO........good one Mr. Anderson

03-30-2005, 10:51 PM
NOW !!! At Oklahoma Discount furniture. Cheaply made overpriced junk you would find at a garage sale.(mystery stains included) SE 29th and Sooner Rd. (Repeat 3x)

Two Great Locations

I would've said 3, but they recently sold off their Penn Square location.

12-09-2005, 12:12 AM
I Can't believe its not butter

Ancient Chinese Secret

Your soaking in it

They told 2 friends and they told 2 friends and so on and so on

12-09-2005, 11:56 AM
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.

this one always reminds me of my Dad, come summer time he would be out puttering in the garage singing this at the top of his big ole voice. I used to hope the neighbors weren't at home or where inside unable to hear him. I wish now it was more than a memory, but I can still hear him in my heart and that always makes me smile.

12-09-2005, 02:53 PM
:D I must have missed this thread before.

Here's a few:
"Shower to Shower each day helps keep odor away."
"O-Cedar makes your life easier"
"Is it live or is it Memorex?"

12-09-2005, 04:24 PM
Two Great Locations

Se Habla Espanol.

I'm not sure how I missed this thread either....

12-09-2005, 06:32 PM
How about Mitchum deodorant. "I didn't use my deodorant yesterday, and I may not today." (Notice when this spot is used in a vintage show, the guy is in bed alone... Humm. I wonder why)