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AFCM
05-05-2009, 12:53 PM
Televangelist, Melissa Scott, admitted to working in the porn business under the moniker 'Barbie Bridges'.

Porn Star Pastor?! Melissa Scott (Photo) Barbie Bridges (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212228056.shtml)

More to come later. (no pun intended)

Stan Silliman
05-05-2009, 04:55 PM
Career ending or career boosting?
This is where good PR people earn their keep.
This where you turn lemons into lemonade,
mammaries into long lost memories,
money shots into money pots,
extensive, extended acting partners
into testimonials:

"Yes, I could tell by how she was
throwing herself into her work... that
she would be working for the lord one day"

"She was a giver. Was she ever!"

"Who would you rather have telling you
about the depths of sin...
One who has never rode dirty...
or someone who took on three men at one time?"

"Do you want someone who has never smoked
telling you 'bout the evils of smoking?
Do you want a teetotaler...
preachin' 'bout the evils of drink?
No! You want to hear it from a dirty, fornicating sinner!"

Oh GAWD the Smell!
05-05-2009, 06:16 PM
I don't want anybody telling me that drinking or fornicating are sins or trying to get me to quit either.

But i don't think that's the point.

:doh:

DaveSkater
05-07-2009, 03:46 PM
You know, they say there's nothing like a reformed smoker or a reformed whore......

ronronnie1
05-07-2009, 11:16 PM
Reformed whore? She traded one form of "whore" in for another.

oneforone
05-08-2009, 03:01 AM
I think it is rather sick that we have become a society that thrives on knocking people down a peg. We love the fact that someone has it worse off/just as bad as we do.

DaveSkater
05-08-2009, 08:16 AM
Who said it was bad? Hell I resemble both those remarks...well the first one anyway. I am a reformed smoker.

Being the salesman for my company tho, I'm still the whore! LOL
And ronronnie1's right, televangelism is a form of whoredom!

At least she's not showing off her junk anymore....

kevinpate
05-08-2009, 08:35 PM
Jonas Nightengale would be pleased

Midtowner
05-11-2009, 08:46 AM
From porn star to televangelist... sounds like a lateral move.