Midtowner
01-21-2005, 03:43 PM
I know, many of these are repealed, but for your enjoyment:
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
Whaling is illegal.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
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City Laws
Ada Laws
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Bartlesville Laws
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
No person may own more than two adult cats.
It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
Persons may not play catch on any city street.
Clinton Laws
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Hawthahorne Laws
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
Oklahoma City Laws
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
The mayor may not go on strike.
While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
Schulter Laws
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Tulsa Laws
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
Wynona Laws
One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.
Yukon Laws
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
Whaling is illegal.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
***
City Laws
Ada Laws
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Bartlesville Laws
If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
No person may own more than two adult cats.
It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
Persons may not play catch on any city street.
Clinton Laws
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Hawthahorne Laws
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
Oklahoma City Laws
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
The mayor may not go on strike.
While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
Schulter Laws
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Tulsa Laws
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
Wynona Laws
One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.
Yukon Laws
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.