View Full Version : In this thread, we insult other peoples' parents.



Midtowner
01-07-2005, 07:40 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

El Gato Pollo Loco!!!
01-08-2005, 09:45 PM
yo' momma armpits so hairy that she look like she got Buckweat in a headlock!

mranderson
01-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Yo' momma is so big, she has to use the Pacific Ocean for a bath tub.

MasterWolf
01-08-2005, 11:59 PM
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

mranderson
01-09-2005, 07:45 AM
Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits down, the Earth goes flat.

MasterWolf
01-09-2005, 01:36 PM
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

El Gato Pollo Loco!!!
01-09-2005, 11:05 PM
Yo Momma sooo big, they gave her her own zip code!

MasterWolf
01-17-2005, 12:00 AM
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

MasterWolf
01-17-2005, 12:00 AM
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!