Sorry I couldn't resist!

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing
your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with
a
rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them
a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home
Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

I read this in a e-mail and it made me laugh, I wanted to share it with all of you.

No wonder my husband can't stay away from there. He just got a new wallet for his birthday?

well at least someone has a sense of humor

So thats why I've been seeing guys cruising the Home Depot. I wondered why there was so much traffic around HD.

lol, this definitely explains the surplus of Home Depot receipts laying around recently. Cute joke ....

Sorry I couldn't resist!

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing
your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with
a
rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them
a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home
Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

I read this in a e-mail and it made me laugh, I wanted to share it with all of you.
But ... but ... but ... which Home Depot should we go to ... or is there a schedule or something like a bus route?

Whatever you do, do not tap your foot in the stall of a home depot bathroom.

I have fallen for that at least 100 times.

that was you?

I am heading to Home Depot right now!

that was you?

Were you the one with the big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck, and fantastic boots?

I don't know where you people get the idea that I am into that sort of restroom activities.. I have tried all sorts of things to get you people to leave me alone, like wearing intimidating looking black leather thongs with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it help, but it only seems to make it worse.

(Love live theonion.com)

Toadrax wasn't trolling....he just has a "wide stance."