Can't wait to head to Big D tomorrow!

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I just love the first week in October. I hope I don't get 15 yards for piling on.
And i don't hang out at Henry Hudson's.


1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin?
A huddle.

2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.

3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes Your
Honor, No Your Honor.

4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense,
so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.

5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.

6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant please
rise?

7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you
swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!

8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to
scout high school kids.

9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to
build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to
walk to school.

10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.

11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football
field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have
to resort to robbing people.

13. BOOK 'EM, HORNS!

Here's a couple. :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/Mad_Monk/Sooners/image004.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/Mad_Monk/Sooners/image002.jpg

Way to go BongHorns.

I am on OU fan, but i think we've actually got our share of players with a record too...not too proud of it.

How does the saying go? People who live in glass houses...

Too funny!!

Way to go Sooners! Great game in Dallas on Saturday! That DeMarco Murray is just amazing!