This probably should have been posted in the joke section, however, since it had to do with a college team, I figured I would post it here.


A TRUE OKIE

An Okie was doing some shopping in downtown OKC. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump.

Stop," he yelled. "Remember, you're someone who has value!"

The man yelled back, "I just lost everything in the stock market!"

"But remember you're important to your wife!"

"She divorced me and took everything I had that was not in the stock market."

"Your children, remember your children," yelled the Okie.

"They never call," said the man.

"Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Okie.

"Dead as doornails," said the man.

"Then think of all the Sooners football games you will miss," yelled the Okie.

The man shouted, "But, I am a Cowboy fan!"

The Okie replied, "Jump, you dumb butt, JUMP!"