Subject: Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention

Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention agenda:

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.

6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 pm. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30 p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iran Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast & late night swim.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and
same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D, Mass.), Sponsor

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.

P.S. Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from
the convention ?

^ Not really funny.

You forgot the mass abortion.

Ever get the feeling the same people post the same drivel, just under different user names?

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Still corrupting young minds

If this had any humor to it, I would laugh. I love partisan jokes on both sides of the aisle, but I'm not too sure God would endorse your comedy. Just sayin...

The fact that Ted Kennedy is still alive testifies to God's sense of humor.

I'll give ya that.

Who might that be?

Being somewhat judgemental, are we?

yes

At least you admit it, sooner. Others on here never do.

That and God playing a practicle joke on us.