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#1 (**permalink**) 11-07-2006, 07:10 PM

SMART Aleck ANSWER #4

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART Aleck ANSWER #3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART Aleck ANSWER #2
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART Aleck ANSWER #1
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before heknows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he getsstuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police carcomes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

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