17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See




Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this..I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.


Welcome to America
...now speak English

I love them I really love the last one. I have one a coworker made up said would be good for a t-shirt

"Lets try this again but this time pull your head out your butt" I replaced the last word with something cleaner of course for the board. On the back need a person bent over with there head up there butt.

Check out FOUR PAGES of anti-illegal immigration bumperstickers. A similar one to Keith's idea is there:
http://www.illegalimmigrationbumpers...legal_stickers

But one EXACTLY like Keith's idea is here:



http://www.bumperart.com/ProductDeta...ProductID=1934