I've received some forwards about too-funny-to-be-true signs. But here's one I actually saw. A friend and I chuckled when we saw this above the urinals at a remote gas station:

Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean.

Your aim will help.



You guys see anything funny on the road?

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That's funny floater. Thanks for sharing it!

I guess I'll take a stab. For some reason, I always notice weird signs around swimming pools.

Take for example this one in Colorado Springs, CO:

"The Swimming OOL" - "Notice there's no P in it, keep it that way!!!"


Here's another I saw out in Choctaw, OK:

"We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool"

Here is one I saw on a billboard in Tennessee.

Eat and get gas.