For all ye scurvy landlubbing polywogs...Today be marking ye 12th annual International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Farrrr be it from yers truly to be a non-parrrrticpant, so from hence forth, all ye shall refer to me as "Rancid Jack Dregg" until the untimely conclulsion of this arrrrspicious occasion which may well be upon the return of of ye next day's darrrrk sky.


YAAAAARRRRRRG!

'Aye, stop rainin' Me just washed my car, argh!'

Where's Doug? He loves to talk like a pirate!


Now this is fun!

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Here's one for you Oh Gawd the Smell?

'Aye, misty will you marry me? Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?' tee hee!

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How about "Jus hand over yer booty or walk the plank, wench!"

So, a pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, hook-hand and a wooden leg. Bartender asks him what happened to his leg? Pirate says "Yar matey, 'twas a ferocious battle, and a cannonball blew me leg clean off!" Bartender says "Wow! Well, what happened to your hand?" Pirate replies "Arrrgh...Long John Buffett hacked it clean off with a mighty saber chop!" "Holy cow! What about your eye then?" said the amazed bartender. "Well matey, I was standin' watch on the poop deck when a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye." "So you lost your eye because of seagull poo?" "Aye...it was me first day with the hook."

International Talk Like a Pirate Day:



It's more like guidelines...

Thar be only three pirate jokes in the world. The biggest one is the one that ends with someone usin' "Arrr" in the punchline. Oh, sure, thar be plenty o' these, but they're all the same joke.

"What's the pirate movie rated? - Arrr!"
"What kind o' socks does a pirate wear? - Arrrrgyle!"
"What's the problem with the way a pirate speaks? - Arrrrticulation!"

The second joke is the one wear the pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

And finally. A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!"

hardy harrrr har..... Pirate jokes on Pirate day - how fun is that?

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" You've Been Thunder Struck ! "

Shiver me timbers Karried, Oh Gawd and I have been engaged one day and he's pulling out the role playing already? Arrrg, time to call Dr. Phil.

Sounds fun!

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Look, I found a pic of Oh Gawd's dog

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There's a Pirate Pub Crawl with the Rum Fellows in Norman tonight to honor the day:

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