MIdtowner, we don't need Patrick to diagnose your neck issue. I figured it out.. it's your evil twin that didn't survive in utero - just like in My Big Fat Greek Wedding ..

Now, having figured that out, I will leave your more in depth discussions of your intestinal issues to a professional like Patrick.. although my first guess is that it has to do with the nachos you ate while imbibing.

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