An "inside source"?

No...I'M THE SOURCE! I'm the new mascot.

I'll be wearing nothing but a hockey mask and jockstrap while carrying a 6' staff with a lightning bolt hanging off of it. People will call me the "THUNDERWEAR SAVIOR" and I'll run around smiting the other team's players mightily about the head and neck with my "Staff of the Penultimate Apocalypse", signalling their impending demise. Then I float an air biscuit right behind their bench, killing them all. That would be the THUNDER baby!

It's going to be EPIC.