Subject: Social Security

After retiring, I went to the social security office

to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the

counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my

wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry

but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I will have

to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened

my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That

silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she

processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my

experience at the social security office. She says, "You should

have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too