More precisely, her then-husband said that she said that. There is no corroboration elsewhere.

And if a simple plastic feeding tube constitutes "machinery," then clearly my ability to produce a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich qualifies me for a chef's position.

This is an execution, plain and simple. And here's the methodology for it:

http://thrownback.blogspot.com/2005_...18109408509082