You haven't done anything new. It is the aspirations of every underage drinker on the face of the earth to go out and have a drink in public. It's the adult version of a child's tea party. Congratulations, you have succeeded. Along with 98% of the other tea children.

Why would you want to out these people? I just don't think you have thought this through. Some trophy's are best kept in your own closet rather than donated to the local museum.

Are you one of those people who would sue McDonald's for making you fat?