Kerry, Kerry,

You're doing it all wrong. Doncha know that you have to scream it aloud in all caps and throw in at least one modified curse word in order for it to come true?

I WANT 1 MILLION @#$*&ING DOLLARS! I WANT 1 MILLION @#$&ING DOLLARS!
I WANT 1 MILLION @#$*&ING DOLLARS! I WANT 1 MILLION @#$&ING DOLLARS!
I WANT 1 MILLION @#$*&ING DOLLARS! I WANT 1 MILLION @#$&ING DOLLARS!
I WANT 1 MILLION @#$*&ING DOLLARS! I WANT 1 MILLION @#$&ING DOLLARS!

....well, darn. Guess that doesn't work, either. Guess those folks will have to get back to reality someday. Maybe next Wednesday at 4pm PST.