Not a serious, practical, or possible suggestion.. just something funny we were talking about at work.

So what if the contract requires a performance, does it have to be a good performance?

Imagine if the Sonics just hired a bunch of people off the street to play games in Seattle. It would be the.. not so super sonics. It isn't like the sonics are winning games anyway so it wouldn't make a difference, especially when you consider that almost no one goes to their games in Seattle anyway.

Idk.. it sounded funnier when we were talking about... doesn't look so funny written down.