Pro
Slow drivers = fewer accidents
*Slightly* cheaper car insurance
Wind in the summer (it really makes it feel cooler, I promise)
Ogles
David Payne in the morning
Tornado coverage by helicopter
Insane weather in the spring
Cheap living so everyone can afford a Hummer

Con
Slow drivers = more road rage (it really is okay to go at least the speed limit, just don't overdo it, Dallas-style)
Sales tax on food
State income tax
Can't find the savings in my property taxes like I was promised
Wind the rest of the year
Insane weather in the spring